MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:01 am At 10:37 pm tonight, a young hispanic forced his way into my house and was armed with a gray firearm. He proceeded to rob the front bedroom where Liz lives. He didn't bother me or threaten me in any way.

Liz refused to call the police so I'm going to call them tomorrow from a pay phone.

I'm still shaking.

See, never a dull minute at the Wolf House

She probably ripped him off on a drug deal. I was living in a house where the same thing happened, but I was in my bedroom with the TV on and didn't find out about it until it was all over. Although my housemates - the ones that got robbed - didn't admit it, I'm sure drugs were involved. They never called the cops either. They knew the guy; and he robbed them at gunpoint.

Thanks Slammr

On the plus side, my historical research tonight reached a minor milestone: 602 pages

My years of inner-city living inform me that Slammr's view is plausibly sadly accurate. Tragedy seems to be thriving in the world of today.

WOO HOO - hooray for Cainanite

I bought one pound of pipe tobacco today. Now, I'll see how long it lasts.

I have this unique medical condition called Proctalagia fugax. It feels like a Charlie Horse in the rectum (OUCH).

A doctor told me it's a condition common to us old folks.

An easy treatment is a hot bath - if only I had a working water heater - LOL

Anyone else have it ?

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:23 pm I have this unique medical condition called Proctalagia fugax. It feels like a Charlie Horse in the rectum (OUCH).

A doctor told me it's a condition common to us old folks.

An easy treatment is a hot bath - if only I had a working water heater - LOL

Anyone else have it ?

According to Wikipaedia, it often occurs after orgasm, and can be treated by botoxing your asshole (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proctalgia_fugax

During an episode, which sometimes occurs after orgasm, .... . However, some studies show effective use of botulinum toxin, pudendal nerve block, and calcium channel blockers. ...

You have such an interesting life.

Transward

transward (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:34 pm According to Wikipaedia, it often occurs after orgasm, and can be treated by botoxing your asshole (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proctalgia_fugax

You have such an interesting life.

Transward

Apparently so. Hey Transward, I'll trade ya lives

You can have Monty, Liz, Terry and Jeanette - Hey, I feel generous.

I knew you were a pain in the ass, even without an official diagnosis.

Sweetpickle (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:44 pm I knew you were a pain in the ass, even without an official diagnosis.

Yup, yup, yup

Jeanette just broke into my bedroom, opened my fridge, took out my snack food, then left the fridge door and my bedroom door wide open - grrrr

I really do need to save for a deadbolt.