One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I didn't noticed till just now that the little bitch stole my big jar of peanut butter. I was counting on that to fill in the last few days of the mouth grrrrrrrrrr

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

It appears that I underpaid Time-Warner this month and now they are saying they will cut me off till they get lots more money - everybody wants money - lol

If you don't see any posts here after today, it means the Bloody Bastards shut me off -

Ain't life a kick in the head.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Oh, more good news.

Code Enforcement was just here and hit me with another $600 fine.

$200 because I left a green trash can outside my gate one day after trash pickup. $200 because I need to plant grass on 25% of the law. There's a third $200 fine but I haven't figured out what the violation is yet.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Monty was supposed to bring me some fried chicken yesterday but he didn't. Out of hunger, I searched his trailer while he was gone and found a few interesting things. He had a brown, wooden box on a tall shelf. Inside the box was $5.00, what looked like white crystals and two glass pipes.

I tossed the crystals into the toilet, broke the glass pipes and confiscated the $5.00. Now, I have food for two more days

Am I devious or what?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The police just now left my house. Monty needed extra money about a month ago and invited his buddy, Gabriel, to live in the mobile home with him. Gabriel is a 68 year old guy who looks 88.

Now it seems, Gabriel is driving Monty batty with his yelling and complaining. Tonight Monty supposedly smacked him which sent Gabriel off on a screaming binge....at 1:00 am. The neighbors were complaining, Gabriel was yelling and threatening to kill Monty and burn down the neighborhood.

So, I called the police. I take fire threats seriously since my homeowners insurance expired when my mom was alive.

Normally, Gabriel and I get along great. When he's sober, he's polite and brings me ice.

As I've said before, Never a dull moment at the Wolf Mansion

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Praise the Lord, my check came early and I had my first decent meal in many days - woo hoo

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Monty is screaming his head off and making pseudo threats: Liz talked the owner of the apartments next door to taking a truckload of Monty's junk to the junkyard - for free. Liz and her friend, Rueben, tilled the soil in my front yard so grass could be planted. She also trimmed the bushes on the left side of my house to please the neighbors and Code Enforcement.

Today was a good day

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I received a letter from the Tax Collector today. It appears I have defaulted on my taxes. I have to pay $345.65. They said if the amount is not paid by within 5 years from 6-30-2011, the County will sell my property.

Any advice will be appreciated.

[Paolo]

Start saving now.

Even if it's a clerical error, you will NEVER convince them of that.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Hey Paolo, I love your new avatar. It's classy