WHEN IT RAINS, IT REALLY POURS

Today, as I was paying utility bills, I thought this month I'd have just enough to cover utilities and food. Good huh?

Then, the devil appeared:

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:58 pm City Code Enforcement came by

and cited me for numerous violations:

#1 - Monty's junk in driveway = I go down tomorrow to start eviction papers on Monty. If his junk isn't gone by September 16, I get fined $1,000 per day per violation.

#2 - Outside trim of house needs painting. Liz has paint and her and her friends are painting it now.

#3 - Trash cans not place d inside of gate (due to Monty's junk).

#4 - I need more grass in the front yard.

Code enforcement says I owe a $400 fine (which I can't afford to pay) by September 16th.

What I really need is the cost of a big city dumpster for a week so I can place Monty's trash inside.

Failure to haul away Monty's junk means I lose the house. HELP.

Monty's new roommate forked over $100 to me today Monty only gave me $20.00

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:12 pm WHEN IT RAINS, IT REALLY POURS

Today, as I was paying utility bills, I thought this month I'd have just enough to cover utilities and food. Good huh?

Then, the devil appeared:

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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:12 pm " time=1292655480]
City Code Enforcement came by

and cited me for numerous violations:

#1 - Monty's junk in driveway = I go down tomorrow to start eviction pape

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to haul away Monty's junk means I lose the house. HELP.

Monty's new roommate forked over $100 to me today Monty only gave me $20.00

I thought you were evicting Monte; now he has a paying roommate?

You do lead an interesting life.

Transward

transward (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:56 pm I thought you were evicting Monte; now he has a paying roommate?

You do lead an interesting life.

Transward

Transward, I made an even more frightening discovery: I looked in my full length mirror and was shocked to realize, "OMG I look as OLD as River"

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:44 am Transward, I made an even more frightening discovery: I looked in my full length mirror and was shocked to realize, "OMG I look as OLD as River"

Don't worry. After the first few centuries you don't care as much.

And after that you don't reflect in a mirror.

Transward

As soon as I can get "my" phone out of Liz's room, I'm calling Child Protective Services on Jeanette. She broke into my room today and stole Cokes and food. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

In response to the kind call made by Jesus to me a few minutes ago, I will say I'm still alive. I'd say I'm 'well' except for a nagging migraine.

My driveway is halfway cleaned up, my front yard is mowed and my trash cans are inside the gate - all of which Code Enforcement had complained about.

And, Liz is painting my bathroom

I'm awaiting Liz to leave so I can call Child Protective Services and the Police. Jeanette just stole all my bread. Now, I'll run out of food before the end of the month.

On the plus side, Code Enforcement came by, looked but didn't stop.

Code Enforcement sent me a letter saying I now owe $550 in fines and, if it is not paid in five days, it will be added to my property tax bill as a lien.

When it rains, it pours

I'm shaking all over from having an argument with Jeanette. I caught her in my fridge and I threatened to toss her out bodily. She left but I'm still shaking.