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Re: Why I am not religious and how it effects my life
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:50 pm
by JesusA (imported)
Slammr (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:25 pm
As long as we're making up gods, let's make up fun ones. I think the Greek and Roman gods were more fun -- and made just as much sense. Why did we ever do away with them?
My favorite diety is Inari-sama, one of the Shinto gods of Japan. He's the protector of prosperity and prostitutes....
Re: Why I am not religious and how it effects my life
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:28 pm
by Uncle Flo (imported)
I am a follower of Spood The Obtuse. --FLO--
Re: Why I am not religious and how it effects my life
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:46 pm
by Bagoas (imported)
@Blue Plow
A very trivial correction, but it's a Ouija board, from the French and German words for yes: oui and ja. So, it's a Yes-yes board.
I think that one has to believe in it to make it work. I don't, and all I've ever gotten from it is gibberish.
Re: Why I am not religious and how it effects my life
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:30 pm
by Slammr (imported)
Bagoas (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:46 pm
@Blue Plow
A very trivial correction, but it's a Ouija board, from the French and German words for yes: oui and ja. So, it's a Yes-yes board.
I think that one has to believe in it to make it work. I don't, and all I've ever gotten from it is gibberish.
I would propose that there's nothing mystical or spiritual about a Quija board, but that it's just the operator's subconscious working on it. Certainly, there's no scientific verification that one works. Giving it as proof for the existence of god or a higher power provides little substance to the argument.
Re: Why I am not religious and how it effects my life
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:26 pm
by Paolo
OK, so far, I think this thread has gone very well.
However, due to email and PM, let it be known, I will not close it nor edit it as stands NOW.
It's fine.
If you can't deal with it, don't read it.
Carry on.
Re: Why I am not religious and how it effects my life
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:59 pm
by Blaise (imported)
JesusA (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:50 pm
My favorite diety is Inari-sama, one of the Shinto gods of Japan. He's the protector of prosperity and prostitutes....
Wait until someone asks me if I am born again!
Re: Why I am not religious and how it effects my life
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:04 pm
by Slammr (imported)
Blaise (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:59 pm
Wait until someone asks me if I am born again!
Lol. I think if anyone asks me that, I'll tell them, "No, I'm God. I've always existed and always will exist." I wonder what their reaction would be? At least, they'd probably leave me alone after that.
Re: Why I am not religious and how it effects my life
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:49 pm
by sag111 (imported)
Thanks Paolo as thies kinds of threads can tend to get out of hand at times but I realey dont see this here.We have given our thoughts and how we beleave or not and its ok with each other.Thanks for keeping a leavel head on this issue guys I love it .
Re: Why I am not religious and how it effects my life
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:45 pm
by A-1 (imported)
JesusA (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:50 pm
My favorite diety is Inari-sama, one of the Shinto gods of Japan. He's the protector of prosperity and prostitutes....
Does this mean that there is a "HOOKER HEAVEN" for "RICH HO's"?
...since they are already rich then do they quit charging once they get to heaven?

Re: Why I am not religious and how it effects my life
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:50 pm
by A-1 (imported)
Slammr (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:04 pm
Lol. I think if anyone asks me that, I'll tell them, "No, I'm God. I've always existed and always will exist." I wonder what their reaction would be? At least, they'd probably leave me alone after that.
I have a plan that works pretty good.
I tell the Jehovah's Witnesses missionaries that I am a Mormon, and I tell Mormon missionaries that I am a Jehovah's Witness.
Then, if the Baptists, Assembly of God or other missionaries come around I flip a coin and heads, M, tails, JW.
Seems to work...try it.
...if you have a couple of good-looking hookers over have them go to the door naked and tell them that they are busy having sex and to just go away...

