Slammr (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:04 pm
Lol. I think if anyone asks me that, I'll tell them, "No, I'm God. I've always existed and always will exist." I wonder what their reaction would be? At least, they'd probably leave me alone after that.
I have a plan that works pretty good.
I tell the Jehovah's Witnesses missionaries that I am a Mormon, and I tell Mormon missionaries that I am a Jehovah's Witness.
Then, if the Baptists, Assembly of God or other missionaries come around I flip a coin and heads, M, tails, JW.
Seems to work...try it.
...if you have a couple of good-looking hookers over have them go to the door naked and tell them that they are busy having sex and to just go away...

