Re: Kristoff is 83 today
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:26 pm
Happy Birthday my friend, hope you had a hell of a good time.
River
River
:balsmilie 
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Re: Kristoff is 83 today
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:43 pm
Happy Birthday Kristoff! Looking forward to seeing you again at the meeting!
:balsmilie 
:balsmilie Re: Kristoff is 83 today
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:59 pm
There was / is a cake! I have had ONE piece. Cant have any more Paolo can tell you why. Giving the rest away! Gladys the neighbor, sweet wonderful soul, baked me a DEVILs food cake, with Bing cherries on top!
On my 30th birthday, my friends all showed up at the door at about 10 PM with a garbage pizza and 3 huge decade candles on it I had completely forgotten. They really didnt want to celebrate they really came to just make sure I got shoved over the crest of the hill. This time they showed up with Geritol and a walker beyotches!
Of course, one who is being respectful never asks a lady her age why the fuck that is, I dont know, but oh well. So, I lie, WTF? The truth is, I have always admired the legacy left by Jack Benny geez, does THAT statement ever blow the bull out of the water Truth is, I am I little bit older than my kids, 5 months younger than my older brother, 6 months older than my sister, and my mom is my aunt; NO, I am not from Tennessee. The triplets are 33. No, I did NOT give birth to them.
A youth injection?! I can deal with that, but can the youth? Course, last time I tried that (not that long ago ) I got a dose of livestock for my ranch. Well wait a bit longer to make sure we get a purebred strain, eh? I suspect Brandon (who is as myopic as I am) just couldnt see what he was getting in to. My good luck, sans the livestock (hes out of quarantine now ), and fun while it lasted
On top of all that, I get threatened with a good time, but then I am forced to wait till August. Who will remember by then, with all the old farts around here? Geez, beat me, whip me, just dont take my credit cards other discussions held elsewhere Damn, and a stripper in the wings as well. Give an old wench a heart attack, will ya?
Someone asked me recently if I was born again. I told them once was enough. Dog years? My neighbor once had a sheep dog. Had to shave its butt so we would know which end to feed. With that in mind, and my bald knob in the mirror, I dont think were going there .
Whatever the case may be, thank you one and all for good wishes; looking forward to meeting some of yall at August MoM, fearful of others, and .well, go there !!
On my 30th birthday, my friends all showed up at the door at about 10 PM with a garbage pizza and 3 huge decade candles on it I had completely forgotten. They really didnt want to celebrate they really came to just make sure I got shoved over the crest of the hill. This time they showed up with Geritol and a walker beyotches!
Of course, one who is being respectful never asks a lady her age why the fuck that is, I dont know, but oh well. So, I lie, WTF? The truth is, I have always admired the legacy left by Jack Benny geez, does THAT statement ever blow the bull out of the water Truth is, I am I little bit older than my kids, 5 months younger than my older brother, 6 months older than my sister, and my mom is my aunt; NO, I am not from Tennessee. The triplets are 33. No, I did NOT give birth to them.
A youth injection?! I can deal with that, but can the youth? Course, last time I tried that (not that long ago ) I got a dose of livestock for my ranch. Well wait a bit longer to make sure we get a purebred strain, eh? I suspect Brandon (who is as myopic as I am) just couldnt see what he was getting in to. My good luck, sans the livestock (hes out of quarantine now ), and fun while it lasted
On top of all that, I get threatened with a good time, but then I am forced to wait till August. Who will remember by then, with all the old farts around here? Geez, beat me, whip me, just dont take my credit cards other discussions held elsewhere Damn, and a stripper in the wings as well. Give an old wench a heart attack, will ya?
Someone asked me recently if I was born again. I told them once was enough. Dog years? My neighbor once had a sheep dog. Had to shave its butt so we would know which end to feed. With that in mind, and my bald knob in the mirror, I dont think were going there .
Whatever the case may be, thank you one and all for good wishes; looking forward to meeting some of yall at August MoM, fearful of others, and .well, go there !!
Re: Kristoff is 83 today
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:11 pm
Happy Birthday Kristoff, but I don't believe you are 83. :balsmilie Huggggggs Jema :hearthrob 
:balsmilie snookie (imported) wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:47 am :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce
Huggggggs Jema :hearthrob 
Re: Kristoff is 83 today
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:41 pm
Jema
He's really 183 but don't spread it around as it isn't common knowledge. He was born in 1824.
He's really 183 but don't spread it around as it isn't common knowledge. He was born in 1824.
Re: Kristoff is 83 today
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:11 am
Here's wishing you a wonderful *Happy Birthday* Kristoff... 
hugs Lilac
hugs Lilac
Re: Kristoff is 83 today
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:43 pm
Happy Birthday Sister!!!
I suppose there's no reason to have to kick that habbit.
But by the way where do you come up with a red habbit anymore?
Or at least do you have any patterns for any of those old habbits of yours?
Maybe I could sew one up complete with matching thong bikini sometime.
Perhaps a magenta and pink camo pattern might look nice.
Happy Birthday!!!
I suppose there's no reason to have to kick that habbit.
But by the way where do you come up with a red habbit anymore?
Or at least do you have any patterns for any of those old habbits of yours?
Maybe I could sew one up complete with matching thong bikini sometime.
Perhaps a magenta and pink camo pattern might look nice.
Happy Birthday!!!
Re: Kristoff is 83 today
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:36 am
Kristoff happy birthday !!!! Kristoff is very active for his age, he play a mean third base in an over 80 softball league and walks a half mile to the store and back weather permitting. Hats off !!!! Sorry this is a bit late, but got a little tied up clipping coupons for his trips to the store as I try to be of help when and where its needed and as he says himself,perhaps a few times too many, a penny saved is a ............... and on and on and to be honest eventually it can wear on one even with the best of intentions.