Many happy returns, Stud. Sorry I missed the day.
A Sunday school teacher in Minnesota had spent more than 10 minutes vainly trying to get her 6-year-olds to come up with the word "love". Finally, in desperation, she asked them, "What was the last thing your daddy said to your mommy before he left the house this morning?"
There followed a full minute of puzzled silence before one boy timidly raised his hand.
"Yes, Jimmy?"
"He said, 'Where the hell's my five-buckle arctics?'"
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Re: From the Mouths of Babes
Patient (imported) wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:55 pm Many happy returns, Stud. Sorry I missed the day.
A Sunday school teacher in Minnesota had spent more than 10 minutes vainly trying to get her 6-year-olds to come up with the word "love". Finally, in desperation, she asked them, "What was the last thing your daddy said to your mommy before he left the house this morning?"
There followed a full minute of puzzled silence before one boy timidly raised his hand.
"Yes, Jimmy?"
"He said, 'Where the hell's my five-buckle arctics?'"
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Patient, thanks for the wishes.
That was a cute joke. Never know what's gonna come out of the mouths of babes!
Studlover