rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Wed Apr 05, 2023 3:39 am I'd LOVE IT if mine were turned into a snap-on tool. Store it in a dresser drawer when not in use, or maybe stuff it in a sock and keep it in one of my sneakers. Then come home and find my roommate's dog walking around with it in its mouth :-O

Wouldn't it be more accurate to call it a Snap-off tool, at that point?

If the technology ever exists to create such, you might be better off with the notorious King Missile song, "Detachable Penis":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Losethem (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 12:56 pm Wouldn't it be more accurate to call it a Snap-off tool, at that point?

Doesn’t it depend whether it will spend most of its time “on” or “off”? If it’s on most of the time, then it would be a snap-off tool, but in my case he would literally stay in the drawer 20-22 hours everyday. To me, than would make those 2-4 hours of heavy use the “snap on” designation.

I’d also love to find it missing from storage sometime and experience the anxiety of not knowing if I’ll ever get him back again, if the science ever allowed for the temporary removal. We have to get the science first.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 3:29 pm Doesn’t it depend whether it will spend most of its time “on” or “off”? If it’s on most of the time, then it would be a snap-off tool, but in my case he would literally stay in the drawer 20-22 hours everyday. To me, than would make those 2-4 hours of heavy use the “snap on” designation.

I’d also love to find it missing from storage sometime and experience the anxiety of not knowing if I’ll ever get him back again, if the science ever allowed for the temporary removal. We have to get the science first.

You can't even avoid touching Ranger for that long. I dare you to try!

Paolo wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 2:32 pm If the technology ever exists to create such, you might be better off with the notorious King Missile song, "Detachable Penis":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Maybe I'm wrong, but it seemed to me that he accidentally ate it with mustard?

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 3:29 pm Doesn’t it depend whether it will spend most of its time “on” or “off”? If it’s on most of the time, then it would be a snap-off tool, but in my case he would literally stay in the drawer 20-22 hours everyday. To me, than would make those 2-4 hours of heavy use the “snap on” designation.

I’d also love to find it missing from storage sometime and experience the anxiety of not knowing if I’ll ever get him back again, if the science ever allowed for the temporary removal. We have to get the science first.

I can’t deny it. I’m responsible. People now call me Doctor Darwin. I have taken more people from the world's gene pool, including myself, than anyone else, ever.

I aimed to reduce the fertility rate of the world. It was a great invention, it worked, and it worked great. It was perfect, and I benefited from it. But that’s history.

The Government got its grubby hands on the whole project, and all hell broke loose. All I have to show for it is a dark metallic disk, a permanent addition to my skin where my genitalia used to be. I can’t get rid of it, nor do I want to. It is now a part of my body firmly attached to the remaining tissue behind it.

Let me tell you what I did. The truth can’t hurt me any worse.

Did I miss something? I'm lost.

For those interested, there is a male symbol (you know the circle with an arrow at the top right) for people who are Eunuchs. I guess that could work for nullos too.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... ch.svg.png - From Wikipedia.

Valery_V (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 5:45 pm Maybe I'm wrong, but it seemed to me that he accidentally ate it with mustard?

I was wrong, it's not so tragic! The circumstances are:

frontman John S. Hall recites a deadpan monologue in which he portrays the owner of the titular penis.

After a night of heavy drinking, the narrator awakens to find his penis is missing, which has happened on similar occasions. He looks for it in his apartment, calls the place where the party was to see if they had found it, and asks some people that were also at the party. Despite his best efforts, he is unable to recover his penis.

Depressed, he goes to Kiev Restaurant for breakfast. He then encounters a street vendor who is in possession of the missing penis. He negotiates the price and buys his penis back for $17. He cleans and reattaches it at home.

* * *

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis

A better symbol for a eunuch who still has his penis is the one used by vets, the “Mars” male symbol, which has a slash through the circle, indicating that the testicles were removed. The issue is it’s placement since circles don’t retained their roundness on certain parts of the body,

I knew a women whose husband has an orchiectomy for testicular cancer. He subsequently confessed to her that he previously had had other several sexual relationships. To allow him to stay with her, she not only insisted that he have his scrotum removed, a pair of open scissors tattooed on he butt and a tag with her name engraved on it attached between his legs. Then she paraded him naked on a clothing optional beach with her.