Question for men without penises

[A-1 (imported)]

...the mechanical instruments of "350 RPM" are noisy. Certainly nothing that you would want in an apartment with thin walls.

But of course, whooping and hollering on your sybian would make a lot of noise, too.

In my garage I have a small block 350 chevy engine on a dyno test stand with a flywheel and starter. It makes about 500 HP @ 470 ft/lbs of torque. We could put a couple of quiet mufflers from PEP boys on the headers to keep it quiet.

Then, I can mount a rod on the flywheel about 4" from the center. With the appropriate quide, a Wieder benchpress bench to lay on and firm dildo it could surely send you into another world at about 6500 RPM with an 8" stroke. That is, provided a quart of synthetic motor oil would not get hot enough from the friction to smoke. The problem is, if it got stuck up there and "locked up" it would rub all of the skin off of your ass and back before I could get it stopped.

Maybe we better not try it.

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[Blaise (imported)]

that intrigues me is how you express yourself sexually. Do you have anyway to enjoy any finality to sexual interaction? Are you able to enjoy sexuality?

[dave529 (imported)]

I too have not stood to pee for a long time, either at home or on the road. Eventhough I still have my dick, I would rather sit and pee. It is really easy. I just sit and with my left hand, hold the shaft downward and pee. After I am through, I wipe off. I am not cut, so it takes a little more to wipe off, but then that provides a little fun. Then I wash uo, and am on my way. I have found that by sitting, it keeps the bathroom much cleaner, and fresher smelling, not having all of the splatters around. I still want my dick and balls cut off though. So for me, it really would not change anything.

[SplitDik (imported)]

I have a Sybian,a gift from u-kno-hu, and enjoy it all too much. In fact, I've asked for second one so that a galpal can saddle up, facing me, so we can ride the range together.:p

The Sybian is no substitute for the real "Thingy" since it has no heart, but at least one does not need a crew to set it up and operate it safely.

Of all the mechanical sex machines, the Symbian definitely seems the most satisfying to the women. After initial intrepidation, women who try it want to continue using it, and I think the orgasms they get are real (their whole body flushes from the pleasure). I think it is worth thinking about for any guys who can't please their women entirely with their "natural" gifts. Note however, that a real Symbian is pretty expensive!

[Mac (imported)]

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What is it like to be a nullo?

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uote="Tomas (imported)" time=1036768860]
( the next few sort of get into 'disadvantages' . . . )

Another is having to squat to pee. This takes longer (can't just unzip, whip it out, pee, shake, stuff it back in, zip, but have to actually push clothing below the waist to a below the knee position then sit on the pot). This partial undressing, re-dressing takes extra time.

Add to that the necessity of finding sit-down accomodations rather than just standing in public restrooms adds a level of difficulty. Additionally, many public restrooms are filthy. In those instances one can feel OK standing a foot from a urinal and pissing into it, but may not want to sit on anything with one's naked butt . . .

While camping and such the level of difficulty and discomfort is even more increased by having to hang one's butt out in the open in some nasty weather . . .
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I squat or sit all of the time and don't find these to be major disadvantages, except for the lack of an adequate number of stalls in the men's restrooms.

[Riverwind (imported)]

The squatting-to-pee thing would be the most difficult for me to adjust to. I think that's why I can handle removing a testicle or two while I'm alive, but don't want "Elmo", (my penis) taken off 'til I'm done with him - 'til I die. THEN, I definately don't want him to go to waste - I want him removed, preserved, and put out on display.http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif Funny you should say that, four years ago when I got sick I asked my kids what they wanted when I died, my youngest said the only thing I want is the Jar with your nuts in it so I can put it on display, he was 19 at the time.

Today, nothing has changed.

River

[regreen13 (imported)]

I have had a Prince Albert for years and sitting down to pee is second nature to me.