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Re: "Why the hell did he do this?"
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 6:11 pm
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
seanthomas (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 6:31 am
I have several friends, doctors and nurses, who have worked the ER (A&E), and their stories indicate this sort of thing is not uncommon. All manner of things end up in rectums, vaginas and penises far more than people would think. Incidents are generally accompanied by an implausible explanation as to how the object ended up in the affected orifice. The irony is in an era of prolific sex toys and ease of discreet purchase why would anyone employ a household item, fruit or vegetable, as a sex aid?
Sometimes the dick wants what it wants.
Re: "Why the hell did he do this?"
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 6:32 pm
by Valery_V (imported)
seanthomas (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 6:31 am
All manner of things end up in rectums, vaginas and penises far more than people would think. Incidents are generally accompanied by an implausible explanation as to how the object ended up in the affected orifice. The irony is in an era of prolific sex toys and ease of discreet purchase why would anyone employ a household item, fruit or vegetable, as a sex aid?
"Employ a household item, as a sex aid"
15 Everyday Household Items You Need To Use To Spice Up Your Sex Life
https://www.scoopwhoop.com/household-items-sex-toys/
Re: "Why the hell did he do this?"
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:12 pm
by Paolo
Valery, your posts never cease to amaze me!
Re: "Why the hell did he do this?"
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:27 pm
by Valery_V (imported)
Paolo wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:12 pm
Valery, your posts never cease to amaze me!
Thanks for not banning me.
I really love Your literary works that I read in the EA library.
And I always look forward to sequels, especially early ones.
And also the emergence of new ones.
Re: "Why the hell did he do this?"
Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2021 8:04 am
by JesusA (imported)
Enough to make Ranger wince! The latest issue of the Turkish Journal of Urology (published yesterday) has an article titled Management of accidental penile incarceration due to unusual masturbation practices, complete with photographs. Below is a link to the abstract. Below the abstract is a link to download the entire article, should you be so interested.
https://turkishjournalofurology.com/en/ ... ces-133757
Re: "Why the hell did he do this?"
Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2021 1:06 pm
by racerboy (imported)
Some of the comments in this thread reminded me of a humorous Youtube video, "What Doctors Want to Tell You But Can't"
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It's worth a view...the things things covered in this video are are:
1 - Don't shove stuff up your butt! (I suppose we could add other "intimate" locations as well)
2 - Read The Directions!
3 - Your doctor is not your drug dealer.
Re: "Why the hell did he do this?"
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:22 pm
by Valery_V (imported)
Valery_V (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:05 pm
Simon is NOT impressed with Mr Methane's musical instrument | Britain's Got Talent
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(I'm sorry). Lol
Simon didn't press the red button, now, like the rest of the audience, he just held his breath.
BGT's Most DANGEROUS acts EVER! | Britain's Got Talent
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Re: "Why the hell did he do this?"
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2021 12:02 am
by Valery_V (imported)
Valery_V (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:05 pm
Simon is NOT impressed with Mr Methane's musical instrument | Britain's Got Talent
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(I'm sorry). Lol
America's Got Talent 2021 (Simon was in the US, this time he didn't press the red button)
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Re: "Why the hell did he do this?"
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2021 2:54 pm
by Paolo
Were any of these people inserting things into their bodily orifices?
Re: "Why the hell did he do this?"
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2021 6:14 pm
by Valery_V (imported)
Paolo wrote: Wed Oct 06, 2021 2:54 pm
Were any of these people inserting things into their bodily orifices?
Simon from England probably inserted (judging by the famous literary works).
And about the sword swallower: You yourself saw how he did it, in full view!
