Re: I think I found the Problem!
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 4:13 pm
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:09 pm @TopManFL let me make sure I understand. I make a generous offer to appease any wanton eunuch pining for a feel of male organs by offering my own ample goods for their temporary use. You immediately drop invites to my insane stalker since high school and his bipolar girlfriend, with whom I admit I've had more than a couple incredible marathon sessions behind his back.
So many questions. First, how did they hook up with the eunuch who I actually gave permission to work my wand? Second, now that I'm knocked out how do they plan to make Ranger play along? He's soft as a boa sized slug without my head telling him to rise, unless they're gonna pump me with Viagra or use a vacuum and band (but, that's it I'm not giving you more ideas so you can share with them how to unman me of my 9"+ pole).
Also, they could just excise my nuts but since Tiffany couldn't find a scalpel, I guess I'm losing my big bag and being left with a scar that looks like I screwed a woodchipper?
Final, how does Micah plan to smuggle Ranger from their makeshift O.R. with him standing near 10" and a diameter nearly as big as my wrist? Is he just gonna slip him down into his pants next to his own member? Or is he gonna let Tiffany do the honors and smuggle Ranger out with him stuffed in/next to her vee-jay-jay?
This isn't what I had in mind when I offered benevolent use of my junk for those without. I may want to withdrawal my offer.
@rogerwpbfl,
Whew, that was a lot of questions.
I'll answer them in order:
No. I did not invite Michah and Tiffany to the party. They lurk on here and saw your post, they are stalkers after all.
1. They hooked up with the eunuch because he can't drive* and needed a ride. Which, of course, makes perfect sense.
2. TRIMIX injections. Tiffany took three doses from her grandfather's sock drawer. She figured if one injection could give her 92-year-old gamps a woody, three would work on you.
3. Just the nuts? I don't think that would work. There are three of them and that would leave one without anything.
4. Micah has been planning to steal Ranger for a very long time. So, he's had time to plan his escape. He's joined the navy and is wearing bell-bottom pants with sock garters. Ranger will fit snug as a bug in there. Tiffany will stuff Ranger later after she makes bail.
5. Regarding the withdrawal of your offer. Remember that "I Agree" box you checked when you signed up? Didn't you read that all offers are final?
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*For the record, there is nothing about being a eunuch that makes one incapable of driving. He was born and raised in New York City and takes the subway.
Also, LOL, you called it a vee-jay-jay.
TMFL