OH SNAP!

Haha!! Don’t snap Ranger like that, he‘ll prob like it

Arab Nights (imported) wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 12:53 am Now you're skating out on thin ice, mister.

What can be more America than a town of 35,000 people and everyone hates everyone else?

Come, I told her par rump-a-pump pum.

that's enough until Christmas!

I've heard on hot summer nights, if you go out into the desert just west of Pahrump, lay on your belly and scan the horizon with your binoculars, you can eventually hear a rustling sound in the sagebrush. At this point if you remain very still and very quiet, you can see Arab Nights saddling up a jackalope. Again, be careful not to make much noise, they are skittish creatures and will run at the slightest disturbance (both the jackalope and Arab Nights).

Once the creature has been saddled, and Arab Nights has mounted in the saddle, it will simply hop away into the night. On the off chance it starts hopping towards you, remain still, it's more likely to hop over you than onto you, but if it sees you, it will hop on top of you numerous times, until it either flattens you like a pancake or has an orgasm... That's all dependent upon how it's hopping on you.

Just to be clear, LT is talking about a slow night in Pahrump.