Tried pepper spray or chilli?

Maybe an electric kettle that you can dunk them into? Control heat by turning on and off...

JessicaH (imported) wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:22 pm Maybe an electric kettle that you can dunk them into? Control heat by turning on and off...

I just want to play with it in a new and interesting way, I don’t actually want to make it edible or turn it into an appetizer LOLOL

Maybe a Salonpas patch would do.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:32 pm I just want to play with it in a new and interesting way, I don’t actually want to make it edible or turn it into an appetizer LOLOL

You could join a local swinger s club and see what kind of wild things they can dream up for Ranger to do in all this time off work. Small group sessions are still allowed in lockdowns. But that condom shortage might make some Roger Jr.s 9 months later.

Or you could really find the dedicated big dick fans in grateful gay men on grinder and walk around town with Ranger and his 2 polo balls trying out whatever the size queens dream up. Gay men will ultimately appreciate the rare size and difficulty in growing an impressive dick like Ranger far more than any female without a penis can imagine or surpass.

Go gay and Ranger will never be lonely again. He needs some male playmates to end his isolation in vaginas. He wants to be the Alpha male among other males.

cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:52 am You could join a local swinger s club and see what kind of wild things they can dream up for Ranger to do in all this time off work. Small group sessions are still allowed in lockdowns. But that condom shortage might make some Roger Jr.s 9 months later.

Or you could really find the dedicated big dick fans in grateful gay men on grinder and walk around town with Ranger and his 2 polo balls trying out whatever the size queens dream up. Gay men will ultimately appreciate the rare size and difficulty in growing an impressive dick like Ranger far more than any female without a penis can imagine or surpass.

Go gay and Ranger will never be lonely again. He needs some male playmates to end his isolation in vaginas. He wants to be the Alpha male among other males.

Haha you're crazy! But I'll keep it under consideration. I guess I can admit here that Ranger has had a few misadventures with non-vagina'd playmates and they were actually just as much fun. I think I have a "bi" dick if that makes sense, but I guess my hand is "bi", too, if I'm being completely honest here and now.

That s great ! Progress ! Ranger will force you into enjoying being bi ! More fun if his potential playmates are doubled in sheer numbers, frequency, and availability !

You ve gotta admit, men are way hornier than most women, especially for no strings attached recreational sex ! And no worries about 18 plus years of child support payments from fucking men !

For a str8 shooter like you who loves women, heating has the additional benefit of reducing your sperm numbers and sperm swimming abilities temporarily. Making unintended impregnations less likely if you cannon shot thru your condoms by accident while you are thrusting into all those eager vaginas and Ranger is enjoying the very depths and farthest corners of fertile wombs as he explores them by going balls deep ! Sustained heating has been used to give men temporary and reversable sterility for birth control. Real studies have been conducted using heated jockstraps and also modified jockstraps that forced men s testicles up inside their inguinal canals to raise their ball temperatures above where sperm can be produced. These did make some men sterile. Some men s sperm kept churning out. And the affects were reversable.

One senior biology major was telling all the freshmen males in his Intro to Biology class lab to cook their balls in hot tubs to achieve sterility for seedless str8 man sex fun with no condoms. Unfortunately, unless a man is sub fertile to begin with, hot tubs can t turn off most healthy men s powerful sperm factories. The heat needs to be almost constant to work and it takes months to exhaust the sperm warehoused inside men s bodies and turn off their endless conveyor belts of new sperm production.

cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:03 am One senior biology major was telling all the freshmen males in his Intro to Biology class lab to cook their balls in hot tubs to achieve sterility for seedless str8 man sex fun with no condoms. Unfortunately, unless a man is sub fertile to begin with, hot tubs can t turn off most healthy men s powerful sperm factories. The heat needs to be almost constant to work and it takes months to exhaust the sperm warehoused inside men s bodies and turn off their endless conveyor belts of new sperm production.

I can only begin to imagine how many babies resulted from that bad advice.

Think about it. Two bottles of wine in the hot tub and the guys says, "no, really babe, my biology teacher swears sperm dies after an hour in the hot tub."

The superheated jet of hyperactive sperm is propelled into a waiting vee jay jay. Fighting each other as if it were a champion match of the MMA, they head towards the ovum. One after the other the hot tub spawn pass each other like a NASCAR race. Zoom they go and at last, the winner merges his DNA with the egg. The egg in an event that makes every one of the other half-billion sperm trivial, creates a barrier through which no other sperm can pass. Only one horny heated and supercharged sperm becomes the daddy donor.

Two months later the phone rings and the hot tub dude gets the news - his biology teacher was an idiot.

There is a name for guys that think two hours in a hot tub can stop babies from being made. That name is "daddy".