Wrapped and at your door? No FedEx or UPS? Hummm, I think maybe someone from the community pool.

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:51 pm Wrapped and at your door? No FedEx or UPS? Hummm, I think maybe someone from the community pool.

Yeah, my thought, too. It's not like there was a knife attached with them... that would've been a dead giveaway that EA was involved LOLOL

Maybe just a secret Santa.

Maybe just a secret Santa.

I’m assuming.

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:58 pm There are about 6 billion people on the planet and I know it wasn't me, you or you mom. So, let the search begin.

Who are you kidding, of course it was his mom.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:00 pm Who are you kidding, of course it was his mom.

Gotta agree with @TopManFL, definitely not Mom. A bit of an awkward situation, I think she's starting to think I may be gay. She's been trying to put me together with this chick that's a family friend, and she's always asking me why I don't have any girlfriends. Kinda embarrassing because she'll bring it up regardless who's around. I know she's afraid I'm in the closet, that's the last thing I need to disappoint her.

Try telling her you got two different girlfriends pregnant and both babies are due weeks apart and coming soon. Maybe she ll be glad when you tell her its just a gag to get her to quit hassling you to have more girlfriends ?

Some parents can t make up their minds what they want their kids to do when it comes to sex. Ask her how much fucking you should be doing ideally ?

Maybe he LOVES his mother?

Yeah, I guess I am being an asshole on that advice. His mom probably just wants what s best for him.

Maybe he LOVES his mother?

Of course I love my mother. Who doesn’t? She gave me life, and all my other gifts lolol