Francis (imported) wrote: Mon May 12, 2008 11:02 pm I did wonder though what would happen if you did get your balls through the hole in the door. Probably fry the outer skin and end up with naked testicles??? maybe prefried Rocky Mountain Oysters??

No, if you try this, you will end up with deep fried testicles and probably burnt surrounding tissues.

Microwave oven is just a very high powered radio transmitter put into a Faraday cage:)

And it heats not only outside layer, but insides also.

After making a hole in the front door there is no good way to stop microwave radiation from spilling - so not only testicles will be deep fried, but other body parts as well.

If you want to know what will happen to your nuts

Get a plate and crack 2 egg’s without busting the yokes stick in micro wave

For at least 3 to 4 minutes on high power the yokes will explode all over the in side of the micro wave oven

My point being is that most likely you will die this is THE MOST STUPIDEST idea even to conceder that I ever heard except ONLY AS FANTACIE

To JVC321

A 12-volt car battery can deliver hundreds of amperes if the resistance is low enough. However, human body tissues are not good conductors of electricity. For a car battery to deliver 100 amperes requires that the resistance be 0.12 ohms. The resistance of a penis is, I would guess, about 1000 ohms. If so, the current which 12 volts could drive through it would be about .012 amperes.

Bagoas (imported) wrote: Tue May 13, 2008 5:21 pm To JVC321

A 12-volt car battery can deliver hundreds of amperes if the resistance is low enough. However, human body tissues are not good conductors of electricity. For a car battery to deliver 100 amperes requires that the resistance be 0.12 ohms. The resistance of a penis is, I would guess, about 1000 ohms. If so, the current which 12 volts could drive through it would be about .012 amperes.

Check out the finger nail nullification posting at BME, 5 to 15 milliamperes will cook over time. There is even a report of the voltage out of a small 40 watt amp. doing damage to the testicles (over time and many times). The current path can be very different than you think! You get the current going and you can kill yourself so DO NOT try to use current/voltage/microwaves to modify your self.

did any one really cook a penis before? severed penis ?

Remember they use electricity to execute people so think what it would do to you if you wired up your penis to the electric currant not only would you cook your penis but no doubt also yourself id say dont even think of trying this

stef_tan,

Armin Meiwes cooked or fried a man's penis who agreed to having his penis cut off and cooked, man's name was Brandes. I think they actually burnt the penis so that it was actually inedible. Dahmer may have eaten a penis or two and maybe some others, but who wants to be put in their category? These people were murderers. I've wanted to have mine cut off and cooked at times, sometimes pickled, but I think it's during those times when I'm out of control.

so far no1 know what is the penis meat taste like ?

The cook in this website cooked beef pizzle (penis) and says: Lucky for me, my favorite Korean market regularly carries packs of beef "pizzle," the typical euphemism for penis, so acquiring the organ was the least of my worries.

Though I harbored no presumptions about its libido-enhancing abilities, I was curious about the culinary merits of eating penis: Namely, is it delicious? Even more pressing, what does the organ taste like in the first place?

The warm slices of pizzle were slimy and sticky, with the texture of a cooked gummy. I set them aside and waited an hour or so for the pizzle to cool down; then, dressing the slices in soy sauce, vinegar, and sugar, I tossed the whole mixture with finely chopped cilantro and tried eating again. Firmed up, the texture of the pizzle had improved considerably, bearing a close resemblance to beef tendon. The taste, however, was still bland. Even dressed in soy sauce, the pizzle had none of the beefiness of beef tendon.

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010 ... ecipe.html

happousai (imported) wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2002 8:53 pm I read a story in the Eunuch Archive recently that used electricity to painlessly destroy the penis. There was a device that surrounded the penis, and would deliver a steady electric current to it. The current starts out low at first, then gradually increases over a course of hours. It increases slowly so that the electricity gradually numbs the penis before it goes to higher voltages that would normally cause pain. Eventually, the penis is cooked and destroyed, and it doesn't really hurt.

Is this realistic?

What might be a realistic answer? How about:

NO!