Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:14 am You know, I don't need to plug the drain, its already plugged, and as for rot, that's already happening, plus the leaks around all the windows, the black mole growing in the closet, I don't need to do anything, its already done and I did not do any of it, that's the best part.

The place I live nothing happens that everybody in the park does not know about it within an hour. Last night a neighbor came over to tell me that Mary was so upset about me hanging up on her and wanted the full story. So I figured I would tell her. I suggested just that, that it might take me a week or more to get out and that I was never going to pay her a dime more. I know this got back to Mary in about 30 minutes. Next is to go after my security deposit which is in a joint account that requires both our signatures to get the money.

OH Happy Days in SUN SHINE Trailer park.

The only ones really upset by this move are my pets, Rupert and Nellie know something bad is happening, things keep leaving the house, like yesterday Rupert's cat tree went, today I am going to take the kids over to the new place.

River

OHHHHHH! I REALLY wish I lived somewhere close by... the FUN I could have with your landlady on this "April Fool's Day"....

What you need.... is a "confederate," not an old soldier of the south you know, but someone willing to pose as one thing that they in fact are not.... For example, your landlady would probably just LOVE to see someone who is filthy rich, and wants to rent your place, and is ready to pay twice what you are paying for it.... VOILA! IF I were close by, I would just LOVE to show up in a rented sports car, pretending to be a retired "dot com millionaire" who simply adores the place and needs a quiet hide out.... "I would be willing to pay very handsomely for you discretion madam." Or some such other bullshit story...

River, do you know any good actors who live nearby? Maybe you could call up the local "community theatre" or some where. Get someone who can pull off the charade, drop by the bitchy landlady's place, act like they are some sort of filthy rich person who simply has to rent that place... get to old bitch to thinking that she has a new "cash cow" renter already to move in IN TWO WEEKS.... So she will all but get off your back, and be counting all the new money she (thinks) she will be taking in.

By the way, I LOVE to watch "Punk'd" and other such TV programs where people are fooled in one way or another. Use you head a bit and I am sure you can somehow mess with the greedy bitch's mind, get her to thinking her ship has come in and she has no worries with you because some ultra-rich guy is ready to pre-pay for one year so he can have a place to hide out from his wife or something.

That is tempting, thanks.

The kitchen is done, this must be the worst room in the house to move, it just never seems to end but its done. I have been working in the bedroom all afternoon, curtins are down cloths moved, dressers moved, desk moved, cable and cat5 removed, bed taken down, (must be put back up or I don't have a bed tonight), its an air bed so its really easy to set up and take down.

The good news is Comcast will be here Sunday between 10 and noon to connect me to the world wide web. YES picked up a router today and had talula set it up for me. its been a long day so far and still have several hours to go.

later

River

River,

Just be careful that you don't get blamed for all of the problems.

No problem that I can't beat her over the head with.

Its Sunday at 1pm, the boys,(my two sons) are now starting with the tanks and the washer and dryer. This will take them the rest of the day.

I am in the new place, internet is working as of this morning, life is good.

and me, I am ready for a nap.

River

River-

Just move out and be done with her. No need for hostility or unkind acts. Be happy you found a better place to live.

Riverwind (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:03 am No problem that I can't beat her over the head with.

Its Sunday at 1pm, the boys,(my two sons) are now starting with the tanks and the washer and dryer. This will take them the rest of the day.

I am in the new place, internet is working as of this morning, life is good.

and me, I am ready for a nap.

River

A well deserved nap I must say.

The Lurker (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:25 pm River-

Just move out and be done with her. No need for hostility or unkind acts. Be happy you found a better place to live.

Good advice. She can always take you to small claims court for the extra rent, but she would have to convince a judge that you were actually paying $3500.00 per month to make the $50.00 a day a reasonable amount.

Good advice, one which I decided last night, no more money to the lady, if she wants more take me to court.

I took several dozen pictures of the place last night, outside and inside, every room from every angle. Before I did that I vacuumed and mopped, the place is clean, what more could she want .

The move is done, well at least everything is over to the new place, most of the people in the park came by to pat me on the back for getting out, they call her the crazy lady. The neighbors on both sides have waged a complaint to the owner to have her clean the place up, all three of them.

Now for the final job, unpack everything and put everything away, this will take the next few weeks for sure but I am in no hurry to do it. One take is up with water in it, the big one we will do today and get them up and operating. Not much else on the table today.

Thank you all for your kind words on this, it was nice to be able to sound off.

Its good to be home.

River

River,

I wish you well with the new place.

Mac

River

Good luck in your place, glad it has turned out well.

QuillmanUK:)