bobover3 (imported) wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:35 pm If they could fit in your throat, they weren't that big. Real whoppers would stretch your jaw. Gum drops or All Day Suckers, they still taste sweet.

True enough. If you want details, for the big one, which I actually do not like so I usually won't do them, I could not breath, by the time I get to the base .... of the glans.

A new survey on this topic: http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... -world-map

Well, finally. Thank you targetmap.com, a website with customized data maps, for a long overdue look at penis sizes around the world.

(Hat tip to the Shanghaiist blog for first pointing it out to us).

But before you get all excited, let me just tell you that Asia does not fare exceedingly well.

According to this interactive map, all of the world's least well-endowed countries are located there, with South Korea bringing up the rear at 3.8 inches.

India and Thailand and Cambodia go head to head (to head), each coming in at a solid 4 inches.

China's little soldiers, ranking 4.3 inches on average, are a good match for the average Japanese Capt. Winkie (also 4.3).

But the real weenies seem to be in the Congo (7.1 inches), with Ecuador not far behind (6.9 inches).

And in case you're still unsure of which country you'd like to visit next, get a load of this:

Another map that attempts to correlate penis size with IQ — two things that, in the case of China and Africa, appear to be inversely correlated. Titillating.

Transward

Very ancient but amusing thread... I thought I'd add another sort of 'survey' data point.... Way to many years ago I came across a copy of a men's magazine, I think it was Penthouse, that had a regular column called "Ask the Madam" by a lady that used to run one of the bigger NYC brothels (technically illegal, but as long as one made appropriate donations to political campaigns and the Police Benevolent Assoc....)

She responded to a question from a reader about racial differences in size based on 'locker room' (i.e. presumably limp) observations. Her response was that in her professional experience, and that of her professional colleagues there was very little relationship between size down and size up, and that up was pretty consistent between clients. She said that when encountering a client with unusually large or small limp sizes, the two questions that arose most often (but not spoken) were "Where did it come from":) and "Where did it GO":(.

Non-scientific, but presumably large sample size....

WheelyCurious

I am always curious on the actual technique of measuring. I have been told by female partners I am larger than average ( I think I am about 5 1/2") but when I have met men claiming to be over 7" they are smaller than me. I should visit the website mentioned to see how to do it correctly.

The update from 2021. The rankings changed significantly.

This leaves me to wonder if I drug down the average for California when I had my penis amputated.

https://condomania.com/a/blog/2021-stat ... d-by-state

The Ranking: Penis Size by State

1. Maine

Missouri

Arkansas

Washington State

Wyoming

North Carolina

Iowa

Tennessee

Wisconsin

10. Idaho

New York

Arizona

Washington DC

Massachusetts

Pennsylvania

Vermont

West Virginia

California

Minnesota

20. North Dakota

Colorado

Mississippi

Nebraska

Oregon

25. South Carolina

Montana

Louisiana

Georgia

Alabama

30. Maryland

New Hampshire

Ohio

Virginia

New Jersey

Florida

Michigan

Rhode Island

Nevada

Connecticut

40. Oklahoma

Kentucky

Illinois

Hawaii

Utah

Texas

Delaware

Indiana

Kansas

Alaska

50. New Mexico

South Dakota

Looks like Indiana really dropped...

I think by getting castrated and my dick shrinking from 7 3/4 down to 2 1/2 inches, that Missouri may have dropped a point or two.

I think the ranking of Virginia is explaining why I'm seeing so many lifted Ford F250's around here. Texas being 44th also explains a lot.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 04, 2022 4:23 pm I think the ranking of Virginia is explaining why I'm seeing so many lifted Ford F250's around here.

I have worked with a Texas geologist who calls them designer handbags for men. I think the first time I saw a brush guard on a vehicle was in Scottsdale, AZ about 2004. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Even more I love the elevated snorkel air intakes on spotless vehicles with no desert detailing. Or the shiny immaculate jeeps. As any car salesman will tell you, it is all about ego.

That's been my observation and theory lately, that there is a great deal of young men in this area who are not happy with the size of their genitals. Therefore, they buy obnoxious trucks, put straight pipes on them, lift them, add lights, and tune the diesel models to "roll coal", or smoke excessively when accelerating. This state seems to be flush with such trucks. And they like to drive them around all night long, roaring and smoking and waking people up. It's a damn shame that there is no easy and affordable way for these poor boys to have their genitals enlarged to their fantasy proportions. Perhaps then, they'd all be content driving a Prius. Or maybe a Corolla. Even a VW Jetta.