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Re: your father has ever measured your dick?

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:06 pm
by The Lurker (imported)
River-

Although you are correct, my cousin is an adult, his family has been talking openly about his penis since he was born. I have never seen it, but reportedly monsterous at birth and bigger than any porn dick as an adult! Like I said, HORRIFYING!

Re: your father has ever measured your dick?

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:09 am
by gareth19 (imported)
The Lurker (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:06 pm River-

Although you are correct, my cousin is an adult, his family has been talking openly about his penis since he was born. I have never seen it, but reportedly monsterous at birth and bigger than any porn dick as an adult! Like I said, HORRIFYING!

or do you mean Whorifying?

Re: your father has ever measured your dick?

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:20 am
by Twinsenboy (imported)
or do you mean Whorifying?Since birth. Poor lad. How would it have been any better if he had always known that his family was counting down til the day he turns 18 when they can start talking about his privates over dinner with guests? I just don't get that. =P

Re: your father has ever measured your dick?

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:27 am
by chemcast scot (imported)
I totaly agree no matter what the persons age i dont think talking about anyones private parts are something that should be talked about over the dinner table

Re: your father has ever measured your dick?

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:52 am
by Twinsenboy (imported)
chemcast scot (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:27 am I totaly agree no matter what the persons age i dont think talking about anyones private parts are something that should be talked about over the dinner table
Not to sound too prude, but yeah, don't chat about it ESPECIALLY if the privates are somewhat "abnormal". Respect. I've always been a sensitive and good guy and if that happened to me I think I'd be dead by now. Unless my abnormally large dick was busy all the time digging chicks that is =p

Re: your father has ever measured your dick?

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:18 pm
by chemcast scot (imported)
I am no prude as well,but there is no way i would talk about my sons penis size,over a dinner table or anywhere for that matter.

I would say that anyone who finds talking about the size of anyones penis over the dinner table,realy dose need some sort of help,manybe at an adult party that sort of thing would be fine.

But at a family dinner party that realy is not the place,but hey maybe that is just me.

Re: your father has ever measured your dick?

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:43 pm
by The Lurker (imported)
Twinsenboy (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:20 am Since birth. Poor lad. How would it have been any better if he had always known that his family was counting down til the day he turns 18 when they can start talking about his privates over dinner with guests? I just don't get that. =P

You see this is why it is horrifying: They have been talking about his dick, publicly and with abandon, since he was born. Anytime you are in a room with that part of the family, ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT IS HIS DICK. When he was born, when he was 6, when he was 13, and now.. Ridiculous!

Re: your father has ever measured your dick?

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:16 pm
by Twinsenboy (imported)
The Lurker (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:43 pm You see this is why it is horrifying: They have been talking about his dick, publicly and with abandon, since he was born. Anytime you are in a room with that part of the family, ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT IS HIS DICK. When he was born, when he was 6, when he was 13, and now.. Ridiculous!
Just make him realize that they have bigger issues than he has anyway you look at it. I mean.. obviously. Not that it's necessarily much comfort, but.. You know. Some acceptance as you put it is probably always appreciated ;-)

Or... are you really just kidding with us now? This almost seems unreal. Not that I'm judging anybody, but it's pretty far from what I'm used to, my family life. There's nothing, no discussions with my parents. Then again, I did know most stuff already in kindergarden =P It's not taboo either, just.. dull. And I'm very happy it's that "boring", thank God =D

Re: your father has ever measured your dick?

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:00 pm
by Slammr (imported)
When I saw one of my grandsons naked - he was about two - I said, "God that kid has big balls," which he did, huge balls for a kid his age.

His dad said, "Yeah, he's like his dad."

I replied, "Big balls and a tiny dick?"

I'd never seen his, of course, and I've never seen my grandson's since, but my comments sure shut up his dad.

Re: your father has ever measured your dick?

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:15 pm
by A-1 (imported)
Slammr,

When newborns arrive their genitals are usually swollen because of hormonal phenomenon. I can't explain it off the top of my head, but if you GOOGLE it, you should find the exact medical explaination.

Now, with that being said, want to know what?

I am for "ISLAMIC and/or CHRISTIAN" penalties for this ABUSE of children. If they get convicted of doing this, then...

CUT OFF THEIR FUCKING HANDS AND POKE OUT THEIR GOD-DAMNED EYES!

...that should stop them...

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