...please forgive me if I get off, Jackh, a little.
(Or is that jack off a little?, oh well, no matter. What's a prick between friends?)
Sometimes I just get carried away. The heat of the moment and such, you understand, I'm sure. (Damn, it's the Eunuchism or the hormones, if you're not IN HEAT then you are having HOT FLASHES. You can't win, so don't even try. You have to deal with the heat if you are a Eunuch or not...OOPS! Sorry, I am rambling again.)
Now, where was I? OH, yes! The THREAD!!!
Now, back to the thread. You know, I knew this girl once when I was in school, she liked to tie a thread around her nipple and then take a needle and pull the other end of it through her blouse.
So there you would be, this girl with a dark sweater on and a white thread sticking out. If you pulled it she would scream, (I imagine that it did hurt) and you would feel so embarrassed because you knew what it was connected to! I was apoligizing all over myself because I waited until we were in line at this fancy resturant to pull on the damned thing!
SO, to get her back one evening I tied a thread around my pecker head and hung the end of the thread out of my trousers. BIG MISTAKE!
Have you EVER been led into a movie by a thread tied to your cock? It wasn't fair, I tell you! ME, WITH TWO EMBARRASSMENTS AND HER WITH NONE! Well, the sex was good enough to make up for it, though. And---nobody noticed it much because we were going in to the movie to see the "Story of O" with Corrine Cleary. (Or, perhaps some DID notice and just thought that it was normal, who knows?)
NOW JACKH, if you want a GOOD simulation perhaps Antonia and I can accomidate you. However, you would have to understand that it might not be a simulation. You see, if you knew that we were not serious you would not get the same thrill out of it. Worst of all, you might not shoot as far, if you get my drift...
So, you would have to be prepared to lose them for real to make it work.
Let us know, we could be GREAT human simulators. (Or perhaps not, perhaps human emasculators.) At any rate, you could have your prick...er..make that pick...oh hell, you can have both, how's that for a deal?
Anyway, you could pick the Leather Daddy with the thick middle or the Hot Dominatrix dressed in black leather. (No choice for me, but to each their own! You never know what will get somebody off.) :tongueout
Yes, I am...Asshole...er, I meant....

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...at least it was all about the thread, though...