Definitely, the dick should go first.

If you can't handle it, go completely nullo.

Although previously, a very short stump when

erect seemed most appealing, but now I imagine

total penectomy. I wonder if that erotic spot

over my pubic bones would remain.

Hey Mac I was just curious but is one of the people in your avatar you? Also not to sound rude but uh, exactly what are those people gender-wise?

What I'd want know is, should I change my mind, where the Lost and Found office is located. Often, when I enter Penn Station, I pass a large sign saying Lost Property Unit. I smile, and ask myself how many lost "units" can be found there. Would I need a claim ticket? Are the balls stored with athletic equipment, and the dicks with the lost umbrellas? What a large and gloomy room that must be. I think I'll leave the decision - cocks or balls or both - up to the ferocious animal who'll bite them off, and blame the result on the gods.

Allen (imported) wrote: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:20 am As a masochist I would choose first to loose my cock. Can think of little more frustratingly delicious that having balls to get me aroused and turned on, but have no dick to beat off. Would be in constant state of sexual frustration. Only way left to be sexually gratified would be with anal prostate stimulation.

[eventually would want to loose the nuts, too]

Allen

I got to agree with Alan, take away my cock & see how it pans out like can I handle the frustration.

jockey_elance (imported) wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:44 pm Hey Mac I was just curious but is one of the people in your avatar you? Also not to sound rude but uh, exactly what are those people gender-wise?

Unfortunately, neither one is me. Either one would be more desirable than what I have. However, the female would be the most desirable.

Genderwise, I think that you would refer to the one on the right as female but am unsure of the proper term for the one on the left.

bobover3 (imported) wrote: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:22 am What I'd want know is, should I change my mind, where the Lost and Found office is located.........

The girl in your avitar is beautiful except for those disgusting looking things sticking out from under her skirt.

For some odd reason I would like to lose the penis first, with the balls coming off right after that.

Well,

If you wanted to be rid of your dick, this video might change your mind.

And if you didn't want to be rid of your dick, this video might blow your mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd2EHR5l ... 5&index=45

Dear Mac, none of us is perfect.

Balls 2 go, dick 2 stay

dick is 2 handy 2 pee with, lol