Good Reason NOT to get Married

[Daughter (imported)]

I would tell him, but ((fortunately)) I haven't heard from him since I told him to go away. If anything, at least he's an obedient little shyte.

[A-1 (imported)]

OH! I sooooooooo want to make the repo-creeepo the star character in one of the EA "forced castration" scenes.

Daughter, tell the obsessive stalker creepo repo guy that you just cannot resist his charms and you want him to meet your family.... you have a lot of "uncles" here at EA who just have to take him out on the town... When we are done with him, he won't be so damn snoopy, won't want to get your DMV driving records, he will be a LOT calmer and nicer I would bet.

Gee!

You guys are TERRIBLE....

...I LIKE it...

Say, to keep you all out of trouble just get a freshly-severed bull or horse scrotum complete with testicles and throw it in the front seat of his car or on the windshield or something.

He'll get the message...