One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[tugon (imported)]

It's still acting sluggish and slow.

You might want to try some Metamucil.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

You might want to try some Metamucil.

I will as soon as my Geritol is gone

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I went to my Credit Union yesterday to hit them up for $100 till the 31st. The bastards turned me down. See, I knew my body wasn't worth $100

[kristoff]

I went to my Credit Union yesterday to hit them up for $100 till the 31st. The bastards turned me down. See, I knew my body wasn't worth $100

Go sell some plasma or blood.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Go sell some plasma or blood.

I used to do that when I was in college. I wonder i they take the blood of a diabetic?

BTW, Google says it's 110 F. in my town today. Walgreen's says it's 118 F. It does seem on the warm side today

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Gawd must be punishing me for telling that joke about Rupert. Would you believe it is 123 F. right now.

Could HELL be any hotter?

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

Maybe someone will pay you to not make a porn movie.



Sorry, I shouldn't be flippant about your problem.

[kristoff]

Maybe someone will pay you to not make a porn movie.



Sorry, I shouldn't be flippant about your problem.

They do make viagra, you know...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

There's nothing wrong with my sex life except that I haven't had any since 1983

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

did you really think $100 would buy enough liquor to get d woman that drunk?