One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[bobbie (imported)]

I tossed Monty off my back porch yesterday. This morning I found all of his belongings inside my back porch. I tossed them outside including his TV.

Unfortunately, since my outside door won't lock, I can't keep him out. I'll hafta wait till I can afford a decent lock to be rid of him

Are you telling me that someone in the house will just unlock the door? Do not think a lock will do any good.

[The Lurker (imported)]

I am an hour away...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Are you telling me that someone in the house will just unlock the door? Do not think a lock will do any good.

Liz hates Monty with a passion. Beside if I could afford a key dead bolt only, nobody would be opening anything.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN DENMARK AND WITH EDISON

I received a bill from Edison today for $1,000. YIKES.

Unless someone there is merciful, I may be offline and without electricity for a few months.

H.E.L.P. I need advice.

[fhunter]

SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN DENMARK AND WITH EDISON

I received a bill from Edison today for $1,000. YIKES.

Unless someone there is merciful, I may be offline and without electricity for a few months.

H.E.L.P. I need advice.

Are you sure that you don't run collider, time machine, welding equipment or something? :-\

How could you get 5000kWh? (If I looked the price quotes for Edison California correctly).

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

$1000 does seem a little high for just one old guy who isn't growing pot. --FLO--

[kristoff]

Challenge the bill and demand an audit to find out who is hooking on to your power

[The Lurker (imported)]

The bill is probably from the work Edison did after the fire... Just a guess.

They may have a program to do payments over time, and sometimes the bill can be forgive altogether. If the bill is for electric use only, then I am with the Red Nun. Someone is tapping you shizz.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Bad MIGRAINE today.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I received a warning from Edison that says they want $529.78 by Wednesday. I'll call them tomorrow and try to get more time. like three days.

I get payed on the 3rd and can give them that money by Saturday.

I'll see how much of a diplomat I am.