vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)

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What do you call a rabbit in a kilt?

(hop scotch)
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Dave (imported) wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2015 6:33 am What do you call a rabbit in a kilt?
Hopscotch?

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Dave (imported) wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2015 6:33 am What do you call a rabbit in a kilt?

I hope you noticed in the photo accompanying my bad pun that even the rabbit stuck his tongue out at it.....
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And then the bunny pulled out his sword, shouted "There can be only one!" and chopped his rival's head off!
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Paolo wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:54 pm And then the bunny pulled out his sword, shouted "There can be only one!" and chopped his rival's head off!
An immortal bunny named Duncan MacLeod, no doubt.

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JesusA (imported) wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2015 9:13 am I hope you noticed in the photo accompanying my bad pun that even the rabbit stuck his tongue out at it.....

I've seen rabbits in my back yard eating the higher weeds and they are like little machines... break it off at the base and then nibble it down the stalk until it disappears then go to the next stalk, repeat, ad infinitum with a tiny trail of bunny pellets being left behind.

It's tougher to watch when they are in your garden.
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Paolo wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:54 pm And then the bunny pulled out his sword, shouted "There can be only one!" and chopped his rival's head off!

He was probably a Campbell from Glencoe
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JesusA (imported) wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2015 9:13 am I hope you noticed in the photo accompanying my bad pun that even the rabbit stuck his tongue out at it.....

Puns are one of the sad reasons we aren't allowed to post pictures. pout, pout, pout.

Think of all those puns, dying on the vines of whines untasted.
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I think that Berkley Breathed sums up my magical Wednesday Night/Thursday Morning quite well...

https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybreath ... =1&theater

BTW (more than you want to know) "magic nights" are nights that I sit on the porcelain throne and hope that poo magically falls out my butt.

TMI, TMI, TMI

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Some observations on the Papal visit:

My Aunt lived in New York and lived at 42nd Street between 1st and 2nd Avenues. That is across 1st avenue from the United Nations. The Pope will speak at the opening of the UN. World leaders will speak at the opening of the UN.

RIGHT NOW IN NYC - every mailbox within ten blocks of the path or diplomats and Pope Francis are being picked up. Every drop box, every newspaper holder, every garbage bin, anything on the streets that might conceal anything is being removed. The drunks and vagrants are being removed and relocated, too. No Sleeping in doorways or on grates. All hot dog carts are being removed, all food trucks, And then, as My Aunt used to say, the authorities will simply shut down the streets and let the motorcades move without anyone else on the road.

The Pope will also do an event in Central Park which simply amazes me because Central Park is blocks and blocks and blocks big.

This is part of NYC's operating budget to provide security for the United Nations.
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