There's Always The Weather

[Riverwind (imported)]

We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave

The temp'rature's rising, it isn't surprising

She certainly can can-can

Thought I would start with a little ditty that I wrote.

Its up in the 30 deg range, from 20 below that's a 50 deg flip so I put on shorts.

I must think about this little ditty I started with, maybe I can turn it into a song.

River

[Dave (imported)]

It was 50 degrees today.

With rain in the morning.

[moi621 (imported)]

80F again, 72F in the evening.

They say the long range weather, months out, shows no relief.

Dry.

The sun "burns" . They say the UV index is lower because of the angle of the Winter sun compared to Summer,

( )0( ) I swear, this winter sun has a burn feel. Like Acid Sun Light. Like water on the Wicked Witch.

Not quite.

Moi

so dry

[A-1 (imported)]

Paolo,

I am up to a comment about the snow.

We are supposed to get 4" now.

Snow is like sex. You never know how much you are going to get or how long it is going to last...

[Riverwind (imported)]

It has warmed up to 12deg, with the wind chill that is -3 ------- 4 more days.

River

[Paolo]

"snow showers" today turned into 3" again. It was chaos...

More "showers" predicted too.

Safe to say, I've had it with winter. We need more global warming. When average temperature of the planet reaches 400 Kelvins, call me.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Yep, just got off the phone with Jesus and he said you were digging out again. I am ready for summer, to hell with spring.

River

[Dave (imported)]

Snow is the least of my worries right now.

Just seconds after I got off my toilet seat tonight, the damn thing broke and fell off the toilet.

I'll take 3 inches of snow, rain and storm, thunder and lightning . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[Paolo]

Do your business in a bucket and toss it over the fence onto the neighbors' lawn...hehe

[Riverwind (imported)]

wonder out in the jungle and shake a tree

River