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Re: The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:20 pm
by gandalf (imported)
I remember Chad Allen from the Dr. Quinn show. Recently found four movies he has made while searching Tubi) ( a free movie channel). They are him playing a gay PI. they are pretty good. On the shows he is married (has a husband).

Re: The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:13 am
by cutnbulls2ox (imported)
Here s some EA fiction stories about losing dicks.

My Christmas Present

Swim Meet

Too Big For Comfort

Modern Adjusted Man. You gotta read this one Roger, the end is foreshadowed, but the hero s reaction at the very end will impact you

Ellen s G Neighbor

Re: The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

Posted: Sat May 15, 2021 10:47 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
So I can offer it to all the lonely chicks in Charleston that just want “companionship”. No strings — or dicks — attached.

Re: The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 6:04 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
So I can use it as a party prop at the next co-ed rave, so long as it doesn’t get stolen or go missing like my $700 Apple Watch

Re: The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 6:14 am
by TopManFL (imported)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 6:04 am So I can use it as a party prop at the next co-ed rave, so long as it doesn’t get stolen or go missing like my $700 Apple Watch

Hum Rog,

Your Apple Watch didn't get stolen. Ranger was wearing it and well, it's now in the radiology department of some hospital where a MILF was complaining of pain and they removed it for her.

Always glad to help.

TMFL

Re: The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 7:11 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 6:14 am Hum Rog,

Your Apple Watch didn't get stolen. Ranger was wearing it and well, it's now in the radiology department of some hospital where a MILF was complaining of pain and they removed it for her.

Always glad to help.

TMFL

Ranger and wrist are comparable diameter. It’s possible. But I don’t remember a MILF the night it went missing. Meaning my Apple Watch missing, not Ranger missing. He’s still around unfortunately, time to band him I think ::evil grin::

Re: The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 9:16 am
by TopManFL (imported)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 7:11 am Ranger and wrist are comparable diameter. It’s possible. But I don’t remember a MILF the night it went missing. Meaning my Apple Watch missing, not Ranger missing. He’s still around unfortunately, time to band him I think ::evil grin::

Then, that poor lady had the biggest IUD in history.

I still think Ranger had the watch. He thought it was a band and got very carried away with it. Have you checked your Super Sized Magnum Condom Extra Large Sterilite Container? I think that is where Ranger would hide it. He's sneaky and when your Amazon subscription for five cases of Super Magnum Condoms comes in, Ranger gets very excited and will go through each box looking for the Cracker Jack prize.