The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

[gandalf (imported)]

I remember Chad Allen from the Dr. Quinn show. Recently found four movies he has made while searching Tubi) ( a free movie channel). They are him playing a gay PI. they are pretty good. On the shows he is married (has a husband).

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Here s some EA fiction stories about losing dicks.

My Christmas Present

Swim Meet

Too Big For Comfort

Modern Adjusted Man. You gotta read this one Roger, the end is foreshadowed, but the hero s reaction at the very end will impact you

Ellen s G Neighbor

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

So I can offer it to all the lonely chicks in Charleston that just want “companionship”. No strings — or dicks — attached.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

So I can use it as a party prop at the next co-ed rave, so long as it doesn’t get stolen or go missing like my $700 Apple Watch

[TopManFL (imported)]

So I can use it as a party prop at the next co-ed rave, so long as it doesn’t get stolen or go missing like my $700 Apple Watch

Hum Rog,

Your Apple Watch didn't get stolen. Ranger was wearing it and well, it's now in the radiology department of some hospital where a MILF was complaining of pain and they removed it for her.

Always glad to help.

TMFL

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Hum Rog,

Your Apple Watch didn't get stolen. Ranger was wearing it and well, it's now in the radiology department of some hospital where a MILF was complaining of pain and they removed it for her.

Always glad to help.

TMFL

Ranger and wrist are comparable diameter. It’s possible. But I don’t remember a MILF the night it went missing. Meaning my Apple Watch missing, not Ranger missing. He’s still around unfortunately, time to band him I think ::evil grin::

[TopManFL (imported)]

Ranger and wrist are comparable diameter. It’s possible. But I don’t remember a MILF the night it went missing. Meaning my Apple Watch missing, not Ranger missing. He’s still around unfortunately, time to band him I think ::evil grin::

Then, that poor lady had the biggest IUD in history.

I still think Ranger had the watch. He thought it was a band and got very carried away with it. Have you checked your Super Sized Magnum Condom Extra Large Sterilite Container? I think that is where Ranger would hide it. He's sneaky and when your Amazon subscription for five cases of Super Magnum Condoms comes in, Ranger gets very excited and will go through each box looking for the Cracker Jack prize.