One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

When my guests leave, I'll have no one to clean my house.

Uncle Flo - if Daughter ever gets to be a burden, I'll give her free room & board here in exchange for housework and snuggling.

Daughter is chasing me with an ax

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Except for my bedroom, my house is clean Even my garage is clean. And I'm no longer in fear of Housing Authority. Mother and daughter sleep in mom's old bedroom for ten more days.

[kristoff]

Except for my bedroom, my house is clean Even my garage is clean. And I'm no longer in fear of Housing Authority. Mother and daughter sleep in mom's old bedroom for ten more days.

Just make sure they dont clean you out...

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Just make sure they dont clean you out...

True enough, even people who are normally honest can be driven to dishonesty by desperate circumstances. --FLO--

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

My bedroom is clean. The mom vacuums daily and she's cleansing my fridge. The daughter does dishes daily and helps me shop.

So far, it's a win-win situation.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Aaarrgghh somebody turn off the heat. I want winter back.

Twas 97 F. outside today and 81 F. in my room.

Send me rain, snow, sleet, hail, slush, drizzle, downpour. At this point I'd take a monsoon if it wasn't so humid.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Poor wolfie,

It is a bit cooler here but I know you have lived your whole life in southern California and I don't think your ready for a Wisconsin winter, it has been known to get well below zero for days on end.

Things MacWolf does not know,

What is a snow shovel,

What a parka looks like,

What long johns are,

What Ice Fishing is,

What wind chill is,

What is a Pasty,

The true meaning of the frozen tundra.

The wolf man does live under a mushroom.

River

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Poor wolfie,

It is a bit cooler here but I know you have lived your whole life in southern California and I don't think your ready for a Wisconsin winter, it has been known to get well below zero for days on end.

Things MacWolf does not know,

What is a snow shovel,

What a parka looks like,

What long johns are,

What Ice Fishing is,

What wind chill is,

What is a Pasty,

The true meaning of the frozen tundra.

The wolf man does live under a mushroom.

River

About twenty years ago, my mom and I traveled by train from here to Detroit. I believe it was in the dead of winter so I was wearing my long johns and a parka..and I still froze my parts off just walking from the commuter aircraft to Flint airport terminal.

What the frack is a Pasty?

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Anyone from Michigan care to enlighten Mr. Wolf? --FLO--

[kristoff]

Anyone from Michigan care to enlighten Mr. Wolf? --FLO--

Is that possible?