One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[Eunuken (imported)]

Now that I have a few $$$, I need a woman

Easy qualifications:

Blonde

Big gazoos

Young

Horny

Cute

Kinky

Mac you forgot the most important part,

Blind and No sense of Smell.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Mac you forgot the most important part,

Blind and No sense of Smell.

And dressed in a sheep suit. --FLO--

[micropenis (imported)]

I called a plumber to fix the stream of water coming out of my bathroom sink. He replaced the faucets, two connecting flexible metal tubes and put on two knobs down below at the water shutoff. Cost: $400

Is plumbing that expensive nowadays or did I get ripped off?

Sorry to hear that. Yes, plumbing is that expensive these days.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Theoretically, mom's ashes will be delivered to me this week.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Strangely, I've been plagued with bouts of depression lately. I'm not sure why and they are not over any particular topic.

I do notice when I get dressed and go out, they seem to subside somewhat

If getting up and out into the world helps, tomorrow should be less depressing if a slight more painful.

I get to hoof it up to the Post Office (no bus goes my way) and then a few more miles up to see my tobacconist for my monthly stash of nicotine.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

M*I*G*R*A*I*N*E all damn day. Yuck.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Migraine left - woo hoo

Since I don't have any arthritis in my legs, I walked a mile up to Coco's for breakfast then went another 1.4 miles up to the house of my tobacconist where I picked up 7 pounds of pipe tobacco, three pipes and pipe cleaners.

Now I'm exhausted but not in pain

[bobbie (imported)]

Now I'm exhausted but not in pain

Bad pun on exhausted

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Sheepy - send more jokes.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

STRANGE

I took my blood sugar this afternoon and it was only 98. It has never been that low before but, that is a good thing.