rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:40 am
It keeps getting me into situations with the holes it finds around the apartment.
This morning it was the vacuum. What if tomorrow it's the blender?
Super: "Lady are you sure?"
Tennant: "Yes, I live in Apartment 401B and I'm telling you that is what I saw."
Super: "How big, exactly."
Tennant: "Ten Inches - maybe more."
Super: "Show me?"
Tennant: "At last, you believe me."
Super: "I didn't say I believed you, just that I was willing to go look."
Tennant: "Right here where my dryer vent is supposed to be attached."
Super: "Well, hey howdy! I think that is about 10 inches."
Tennant: "See, and you didn't believe me!"
Super: "Well, it was a bit farfetched. I mean that a 10-inch willy just appeared in your laundry closet."
Tennant: "But, that is exactly what happened."
Super: "Why did you have the dryer vent detached?"
Tennant: "Mice were eating holes in my dryer venting and I wanted to catch them."
Super: "Yeah, that would explain the big ass rat trap that is snapped on this elephant-sized penis."
Tennant: "So, are you going to help me?"
Super: "Help you what?"
Tennant "Get rid of it. I need to do laundry and I have to reattach the dryer vent tube."
Super: "My experience is that there is almost always a man attached to the other end of a dick. Have you tried talking to him?"
Tennant: "He is so unreasonable! He actually blames me for his predicament."
Super: "Yeah, I kinda get that - at least part of it. I mean you did snap the largest rat trap they own around the base of his dick."
Tennant: "The trap is just a tiny bit larger than the hole. So, he can't pull out. Still..."
Super: "Still, what?"
Tennant: "I told him that if he pulled hard he could manage to pull his tallywhacker out from the metal frame and the trap would drop to the floor. It didn't work out very well when he tried."
Super: "Oh, is that how the skin near his pubes went missing?"
Tennant: "It's not missing, it just sorta bunched up as it scraped off when he tried to pull out. It's right there."
Super: "I can see why he stopped that pretty quick like. Did he holler?"
Tennant: "Until he fainted, yeah. Now, he's been quiet for about 45 minutes or so."
Super: "Let me go up to the roof and have a chat with him."
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Super: "Hey, buddy, wake up!"
Rog: "Whaaaa? Ouch! Please help me! Some crazy woman had my dick snapped into a rat trap."
Super: "Yeah, I've been down there and saw the trap."
Rog: "Oh? Well..."
Super: "Do you want to see the pics I took?"
Rog: "Yes, I mean no, I mean okay."
Super: Which is it?"
Rog: "No, it's cool. I believe you."
Super: "Shame, I was hoping you'd at least look at the pics."
Rog: "Okay, let me see. Wow, that is so hot. No, no, stop swiping to the next pic, Ranger is getting hard."
Super: "This is one with him leaking precum."
Rog: "OMG! Are those live webcam shots?"
Super: "Not live as in on the Internet or like that. It's just the Ring doorbell I was going to put in one of the apartments."
Rog: "No! No more! I can't stand it, Ranger is getting totally hard and the trap is cutting off the blood supply."
Super: "Yeah kinda looks like that. It looks like my boyfriend's cock whenever we go out to dinner and I don't wear panties."
Rog: "When did they hire a female super for this building?"
Super: "Right after the last super quit. Well, quit isn't really right. More like I cold-cocked him in the back of the head with my iron."
Rog: "Wait, you're that woman from the apartment below. Please go take the trap off of Ranger."
Tennant: "Okay, you were smart enough to figure out that I'm not the superintendent. So, how did your dick get into my dryer vent hole."
Rog: "It was an accident."
Tennant: "The vent pipe leading up from my dryer just accidentally came off and then your dick just accidentally fell into the open hole?"
Rog: "Yeah, can't we just go with that for now and then you can set me free?"
Tennant: "These are really fun to play with."
Rog: "Hey, you've got Ranger down there all trapped in your rat trap - what are you doing with my balls?"
Tennant: "I was just noticing how smooth they were. Have I seen these balls on TV advertising that shaving cream for manscaping?"
Rog: "If I tell you will you let Ranger go?"
Tennant: "Most of him."
Rog: "What? Listen, you are crazy, you won't get away with this."
Tennant: "I'm crazy? So, let me get this right - you are going to phone the police and tell them that you accidentally got your cock stuck in a Rat trap in my laundry room while you were sunbathing butt naked on the roof of our building. And, you expect them to believe that?"
Rog: "Sure, what is not to believe?"
Tennant: "It's 1:00am and your dick got snapped in my trap three hours ago. This means there is no way you were trying to get an all-over tan on those very perky buns of yours."
Rog: "Hey, why are you playing with my ass like that? Stop that!"
Tennant: "I will if you agree to let me snip off about three inches of your dick - I believe you called him Ranger - before I release the trap."
Rog: "Ouch! Damn! Holy Shit! What was that?"
Tennant: "Oh that was the Super, I think he's snapping the trap open and shut. He's sorta pissed off about me knocking him out."
Rog: "Okay, okay. Go down and ... Ouch, Arrghhh, Stop that! ... take your three inches of Ranger. Then, you will let him go, right?"
Tennant: "six inches."
Rog: "You said three inches."
Tennant: "Did I? I thought it was six. How about we compromise at four inches."
Rog: "No! Ouch, Please! Make him stop....God in Heaven that hurts!"
Tennant: "You are such a baby. Okay, I'll go down and make him stop. Then I'll take somewhere nearly about 4 inches or so. I mean it's all kinda turning purple and green. Difficult to measure exactly."
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Super: "Did he believe you about hitting me on the head."
Tennant: "I think so. It doesn't really matter."
Super: "How much did he agree to let us trim him down by?"
Tennant: "At this point, I think he'd take just about any number we picked."
Super: "The amazing part was the way you got him out of bed naked, got him up to the roof and rolled him over onto the hole where your dryer vent pipe used to be. Does he know how you did that?"
Tennant: "He never asked. It's all good, the evidence is all out of his apartment now."
Super: "Okay, I have the metal snips right here. One quick click and you can keep as much as you like."
Tennant: "Nagh, I'm kinda into catch and release. The sport is all in getting him to beg for me to snip down his cock - not in really doing it."
Super: "But, you, I mean, I can't believe, why did you snip off half my dick?"
Tennant: "Mercy Rule. Anyone with only three inches deserves the mercy of having half of it taken off."
Super: "That was really amazing."
Tennant: "Here goes! Wow, did you see how fast he pulled that out? Next week, we'll put it through the hole in the backyard fence. He loves this game."
