How to PISS off a Christian...

[Blaise (imported)]

Since God responds to many faiths he/she is not christian but God. I wonder if God has a favorite faith?

There was an SNL skit about this matter. God is Lutheran.

[Riverwind (imported)]

NO, NO, it can't be, GOD is Pagan, it must be Pagan, we have been around much longer then all the others, she would not turn on us now.

But then again, sense I do not believe in hell, it stands to reason I do not believe in heaven, at least not the heaven you hear about in Christian churches.

So, where do we go, well were star stuff, take it from there.

River

[sag111 (imported)]

There is only one way to heaven and thats beleaving in him.The big lie that satin loves to push is all religions lead to God but if they dont beleave in the one true God it is all in vain.Just beleave in him and you will be saved.

[augman7518 (imported)]

I came accross this link www.LandoverBaptist.org. which is a satire of the Baptist Relegion.It will take sometime to sort out the substance of it ,but it will be worth it.I would like to see what some of the Archive fertle minds can do with it.

[Blaise (imported)]

I came accross this link www.LandoverBaptist.org

(http://www.LandoverBaptist.org)

. which is a satire of the Baptist Relegion.It will take sometime to sort out the substance of it ,but it will be worth it.I would like to see what some of the Archive fertle minds can do with it.

This is fiction?

[Riverwind (imported)]

Let me get this right, Muslims will not go to heaven because they don't believe in the same god you do?

Religion, a way to control people.

No proof, never has been any, never will be any.

Proof is not the Bible, I don't care which one you use.

Science proves this and keeps adding to that proof every day.

Oh well

River

[sag111 (imported)]

The one thing that the bible dose is prove its self and yes there is only one God not one more.

[gunpowdercub (imported)]

There is only one way to heaven and thats beleaving in him.The big lie that satin loves to push is all religions lead to God but if they dont beleave in the one true God it is all in vain.Just beleave in him and you will be saved.

I'm a satin lover.

But I usually settle for cotton (100%). It's all i can afford.

[augman7518 (imported)]

is morally pure, how can He sanction and even order the slaughter of innocent children as the Old Testament says he did?

The God of the Bible - a hateful, arrogant, sexist, cruel being who can't tolerate criticism. I wouldn't want to live in the same neighborhood with such a creature!

The biblical god is a macho male warrior. Though he said "Thou shalt not kill," he ordered death for all opposition, wholesale drowning and mass exterminations (How many infants and children were killed by God in the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah? How many infants and children were killed by God during the "Great" flood?); punishing offspring to the fourth generation (Ex. 20:5); ordering pregnant women and children to be ripped up (Hos. 13:16); demanding animal and human blood to appease his angry vanity; is partial to one race of people; judges women to be inferior to men; is a sadist who created a hell to torture unbelievers; created evil (Is. 45:7); discriminated against the handicapped (Lev. 21:18-23); ordered virgins to be kept as spoils of war (Num. 31:15-18, Deut. 21:11-14); spread dung on people's faces (Mal. 2:3); sent bears to devour 42 children who teased a prophet (II Kings 2:23-24); punished people with snakes, dogs, dragons, drunkenness, swords, arrows, axes, fire, famine, and infanticide; and said fathers should eat their sons (Ez. 5:10).

Is that nice? Would you want to live next door to such a person?

Here's another example, in 2 Samuel 24 when God moved David to take a census, then it turns out that it was sinful for David to have taken a census (even though God does not lead people to sin according to James 1:13), then God punishes David for this sinful act by killing 70,000 other people. 1 Chronicles 20 retells this story with Satan in the role of inciting David to sin by taking a census, thus revising the earlier version to get God off that hook. However, God still punishes David by killing 70,000 people whose only apparent crime was to have been among those David counted in his somehow sinful census.

How about:

1 Sam. 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

This was apparently done because their ancestors had done something to displease God several centuries earlier.

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[Paolo]

Why does God have to be feared. My God has a sense of humor. He knows what is in my heart. Since I have never been struck by light

ning he must not be vengeful.

Lightning once struck about 10 feet away from me...it was quite the experience. I take it that He missed...:-\