MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:35 pm
B.F.D.
I was circumsized at less than a week old. The Jewish doctor told my mother it was health reasons.
I don't miss the foreskin. Though if it's anythig like my golf score, I'd be yelling 15
I know what you mean, Mac.
I was born with 4 perfectly formed upper extremities. I had 4 arms, 4 forearms, 4 hands, etc. and all functioned perfectly.
However, our dominant religion claimed that the defect was of the devil and that 2 of my arms had to go.
In addition, all of my relations urged my parents to have my arms removed so that I could be like everyone else and I would not be made fun of in the showers in gym at school. You see, I could 'hide' my deformity under baggy clothes at school, and nobody knew that I had extra arms. It was real handy because I could scratch my balls and nobody knew it. Perhaps what bothered them the most though was that I could masturbate and unless I groaned or grimaced, nobody could tell. Yes, that MUST have been the 'devil' involvement.
So, off to the doctor we went. After explaining the problem to him, he suggested that the two lower arms and their supporting structures be amputated.
So, off into the exam room we went where a 'local' was administered, (I felt it anyway, though) and off came my 'extra' arms while I screamed as everyone held me down.
So now, I am like everyone else, In gym my scars were hidden under my armpits were explained as a 'sledding accident' I obtained on a 'slippery slope' as a pre-schooler. So, I grew up "NORMAL"... so to speak.
Now I only miss my missing parts when playing a large organ. (
http://members.tripod.com/~g_cowardin/organ/organ.htm)
(HA! not what you thought, huh?)
I can only imagine how much more pleasure that I could bring to people if I had my extra appendages...
...not to mention myself...
