Re: Sleep-deprived women (and the eunuchs who love them.)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:57 pm
ewwww krazee, woman....
Sleep-deprived women (and the eunuchs who love them.)
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Re: Sleep-deprived women (and the eunuchs who love them.)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:46 pm
Yolanda needs wolf sex
Re: Sleep-deprived women (and the eunuchs who love them.)
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:32 am
Yolanda needs wolf sex
...or perhaps a neutered lap dog with no teeth to lick her private spaces...
...or perhaps a neutered lap dog with no teeth to lick her private spaces...
Re: Sleep-deprived women (and the eunuchs who love them.)
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:50 am
Yolanda needs wolf sex
And I'll bet you know just the wolf to fulfill my "need".
Does his name start with "M"?
Well, OK, but you must have no less than nine inches (erect) or, if a eunuch, at least a semi-firm four inches. And remember, Cleanliness is next to Godliness...or you DON'T get next to Her Yoliness!
Your application is in the mail; Please fill it out (neatness counts), sign it, and return with the customary processing fee of $5000.00 (US). I accept PayPal, Cashiers Checks, USPS Money Orders, OR the equivalent amount in gift cards to the following: Nieman Marcus, Victoria's Secret, BassProShops, Lord's of London, or Ferrari of Modena (Italy...Vrrrrrooooooom!)
Thank you for your interest and I'll review your application immediately upon my receipt thereof.
Sincerely,
Miss Yolanda
Zero to Bitch in 3.2 seconds.
PS: Please submit photographic proof, notarized, of physical qualifications along with at least five letters of recommendation from satisfied FEMALE partners.
Courtesy Copies: A-1, Moi, Tugon.
And I'll bet you know just the wolf to fulfill my "need".
Does his name start with "M"?
Well, OK, but you must have no less than nine inches (erect) or, if a eunuch, at least a semi-firm four inches. And remember, Cleanliness is next to Godliness...or you DON'T get next to Her Yoliness!
Your application is in the mail; Please fill it out (neatness counts), sign it, and return with the customary processing fee of $5000.00 (US). I accept PayPal, Cashiers Checks, USPS Money Orders, OR the equivalent amount in gift cards to the following: Nieman Marcus, Victoria's Secret, BassProShops, Lord's of London, or Ferrari of Modena (Italy...Vrrrrrooooooom!)
Thank you for your interest and I'll review your application immediately upon my receipt thereof.
Sincerely,
Miss Yolanda
Zero to Bitch in 3.2 seconds.
PS: Please submit photographic proof, notarized, of physical qualifications along with at least five letters of recommendation from satisfied FEMALE partners.
Courtesy Copies: A-1, Moi, Tugon.
Re: Sleep-deprived women (and the eunuchs who love them.)
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:55 am
A-1 (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:32 am ...or perhaps a neutered lap dog with no teeth to lick her private spaces...
I come in from an early morning at the office and find this???
Stop dissing my beloved Uncle Wolfie!!! Do you hear me!!!
Oh, and leave Brittney alone too!
And to think; Only yesterday I was pimping your steak sauce.
Well, I'll show you...you...you...I'm I Worcestershire girl from this day forward.
Hrrrrmph!
Love,
Yoli
Re: Sleep-deprived women (and the eunuchs who love them.)
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:48 pm
I could borrow the $5,000 from A-1 but have no idea where to locate the extra 3.5 inches. Alas.
Re: Sleep-deprived women (and the eunuchs who love them.)
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:34 pm
MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:48 pm I could borrow the $5,000 from A-1 but have no idea where to locate the extra 3.5 inches. Alas.
Someone once asked for my ten inches but what they did not realize was it would take two installments. Now sadly three.