Here is another one:

What would you call a seventeen-year-old who works extracting minerals from the earth?

curious_guy (imported) wrote: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:55 pm Here is another one:

What would you call a seventeen-year-old who works extracting minerals from the earth?

A Minor Miner

A Minor Miner

That is it. This one actually works better when spoken than when written.

markle (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:29 am What do you call an evasive speaker who when queried answers in such a way that we dont notice there was no asnwer?

It has been five days. Maybe it is time for you to tell us the answer.

I know, I know, Barry Bonds.

River

Hi -all- ... Yes, its time ...

Q.

markle (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:29 am What do you call an evasive speaker who when queried answers in such a way that we dont notice there was no asnwer?

A. A cunning lingiust

Thanks for playing along and yes, i was checking back

markle

Here is an easy one:

Why did the very law abiding man only buy paper that was 8.5 inches by 14 inches?

curious_guy (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:55 am Here is an easy one:

Why did the very law abiding man only buy paper that was 8.5 inches by 14 inches?

Because that is "legal" sized paper (which a very large number of courts have stopped using, requiring non-legal, standard sizes now).

kristoff wrote: Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:19 am Because that is "legal" sized paper (which a very large number of courts have stopped using, requiring non-legal, standard sizes now).

You got it.

Why was the feminist angry at the garden center?