Do it Yourself Castration

Thanks to you all for the useful information. I had been communicating with some guys at another forum and learning about the texhniques they use to castrate themselves.

Among the techniques I've learned of are

1. Banding

a. tying a shoelace around each ball, separately, above the top of the ball, either with a loop-knot or a regular knot, and pulling it tight between the teeth

b. tying around the top of the scrotum, similar to the above

c. using a sturdy rubber band from the produce counter of your supermarket (think of broccoli, asparagus), looing it over the top of the scrotum, then redoubling the band by twisting it ovr a second time. You can make this much tighter by inserting a pencil-like rod and twisting it around and around, making a tourniquet.

2. Twisting

seize the scrotum and twist it slowly, one, to, three turns . . . .

3. Squashing

a. start off quite gently, slowly crushing one testicle between your fingers, or between the fingers and the bony part of the palm, close to the wrist. It will burt at first but keep going. In a while the pain gives way to an almost pleasuraable sense of relaxation and you can start pressing harder

b. someone told me of using a thin, hard-cover book of poetry. He wraps his testicles in a cut-down baggie, places it between the open pages of the book that he has placed between his thighs, then he squeezes his thighs tight together, squeezing his nuts.

It works, but not too efficiently. I have improved on it with two boards, actually made of tough unflexible corrugated cardboard. I used a board to which Amazon had anchored a book I bought, cutting it into quarters, 6" x 4-1/2", the long side parallel to the "grain" of the cardboard (i.e. parallel to the corrugations). I fold each piece in half, 6" long and 2-1/4" wide. It won't fold quite flat: one corrugation at the fold refuses to bend and and that makes it act as a stiffener to the folded cardboard. I use package tape to keep the two sides together. I make two of these. One of my rubber bands, twisted double, holds the two together at one end. I open it from the other end, insert my balls between the two pieces, then tighten up the other end of the clamp with another tough rubber band. I make sure my balls are well-positioned between the two pieces of the clamp, pulling out loose scrotal skin from the front and nudging forward the projecting parts of the bollocks that haven't yet made their way into the clamp. Gradually I move the rubber bands closer to the center from each side, increasing the pressure.

It's possible to keep this on for a few hours--if you're willing to risk it. The scrotum gets cold but doesn't turn black. Don't sleep with it unless you don't mind going all the way. But even if that's what you want, I suggest you stay awake anyway, in case you encounter a medical emergency. Keep a paitr of good scissors handy at all times for emergencies.

I've also tried banding with the rubber band and a tourniquet. It hurt only where the skin got snagged. Scrotum was dark red within a half hour, cold to the touch and dark purple within the hour. Almost black at 2 hours. I cut myself lose after 2-1/2 hours. I'm thinking of repeating this and eventually keep it on for four hours.

What I want to do is cause deformity or something to my testicles, enough to convince a urologist that castration is justified.

I'd like to hear from anyone else who has tried any of these methods. Did you have any medical problem while you were doing it? Did you convince a doctor to castrate you? How did yyou explain your "deformity"?

Any advice would be welcomed. And if you have warnings, please post them!

Mesuras

That a small note that here we neither encourage nor endorse attempts at self-castration. Too many of them have ended too badly.

You wouldn't attempt to remove your own appendix, would you?

What The Heck ,i Sometimes Use The Shoe-lace,but I Tie One Of My Socks Around The Sack Tight, Pulling It Down To The Bottom Stretch The Hell Out Of The Sack Bye Putting The Ends Of The Sock Between My Toes Pushing My Feet/legs Away To Stretch The Hell Out Of The Sack Then Tie Of The Scrotom As Hight Up As Possible With A Longish She-lace,leave On The Sock, Then Watch Them Swell, Phew Wee Its Fantastic, Masterbation Takes A Little Longer, As Your Temporarly Castrated By Cutting Of The Supply, But Fantastic When You Get There

Hi All,

Just like to share my experiences with using an elastrator to castrate myself.

I am an Australian living on the Gold Coast and have been castrated. Ever since I watched sheep and cattle being castrated on the farm I was fascinated in being a eunuch and my first experience was as a teen when I fitted my sac with an elastrator ring - it hurt and panicked and cut it off. For many years I experimented with cock and ball torture but in the last couple of years went the 'whole hog'.

About 2 years ago I contacted Hugh, a cutter in Brisbane and very nervously went to his home. I took my own burdizzo for me to be whacked. Sitting on the floor with balls exposed I was both excited and terrified. Hugh was very calm about it, having worked on cattle stations and castrated thousands of animals. He has previously castrated men using knife and elastrator.

The burdizzo was cold on the skin and he was quick - suddenly there was a sharp stinging pain to my sac and a pain deep in my groin - I assume this was the cords retracting now they had been severed.

My balls went black and blue in the coming weeks and swelled to size of tennis balls. At times I felt tired and in bit of shock but overall it wasn't as bad as I had anticipated.

My balls shrank to size of large marbles and my sex drive dropped! My cock also started to shrivel due to lack of erections.

BUT

I still wasn't happy and finally this year decided to take the sac and dead balls OFF totally!

For this I used an elastrator - a medium size tribander used for young steers and with thicker and tougher rings than those used for sheep. The elastrator was purchased from Farmers mailbox here in Australia - www.fmb.com.au.

To help with pain control I put Emla anesthetic cream on my balls before I fitted ring. Emla cream can be purchased from any chemist.

Using the cream there wasn't a lot of pain - mainly discomfort. After 24 hours my sac was white and cold and hand down more. I was delighted. At 48 hours the sac had started to turn blue, skin started to slough off and there was a bad smell. At that stage I cut them off just below the elastrator ring, using scalpel and scissors.

A week later I cut ring off!

The wound looked bit nasty and I regularly used dettol and cream to prevent infection. I also took a course of antibiotics - I had these from a previous illness. I did not have to go to see a doctor or go to hospital! The body is an incredible machine and the wound continues to heal until now there is nothing more than a simple scar where my testicles and sac were.

I had some minor hot flushes and slight mood swings but overall the effect has been marvelous - I am much calmer now, cock has shriveled even further and forever I will be a EUNUCH!

I have posted pics and vids of my castration on bme. The link to my castration videos is http://www.bmevideo.com/gallery/ozzy_chris-001.html

Regards,

Chris

BossTamsin (imported) wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:09 am That a small note that here we neither encourage nor endorse attempts at self-castration. Too many of them have ended too badly.

You wouldn't attempt to remove your own appendix, would you?

I guess that was in response to my long posting, "Do it Yourself." Sorry about the misleading headline. I guess you didn't read far enough. I would never dream of castrating myself or of encouraging someone else to do self-castration. My suggestion/question is based on another issue: Ho can I persuade my urologist to give me a kindly cut?

I do strongly believe that it is possible to gradually distort, corrupt, disable the testicles, to the extent that a naturally cautious surgeon would feel justified in doing the job. I haven't quite reached that point, but I think I'm on my way to achieving it.

I think that some of the methods I learned from others and that I described can be safely applied, without risking one's life or health, to corrupting the testicles enough to convince the surgeon, that an orchiectomy is ethically and medically acceptable.

So, if anyone has the courage or fortitude to read/reread my posting from a little way up, and is somewhat aware of the medical issues, I'd appreciate a critique, advice, warnings, and suggestions. That would permit me, and any other interested reader, to figure out how to crush those pesky nuts and make them presentable for their ultimate sacrifice at the pleasure of their long-time owner.

mesuras

mesuras (imported) wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:13 pm I guess that was in response to my long posting, "Do it Yourself." Sorry about the misleading headline. I guess you didn't read far enough. I would never dream of castrating myself or of encouraging someone else to do self-castration. My suggestion/question is based on another issue: Ho can I persuade my urologist to give me a kindly cut?

Actually, I did read the whole thing. It was more a general statement, not anything directed at you in particular.

Unfortunately, from everything I've heard balls have to pretty much be 100% dead with no hope of recovery before most urologists will agree to taking them out over leaving them in to heal.

Well for my two bits worth here as a regular self bander.

1. I think animals are much less likely to get infection. They are just tougher and their testicles are out in the open and more or less dry. I don't think animals get gangrene or peritonitis either one but stand to be corrected by someone with an better information base.

2. In terms of the little green rings my experience is that it takes three of them to really work at least on my particular package. Aslo if your scrotum goes black that to me is a sign that blood is being pushed past the ring by arterial pressure but is unable to return past the ring in the lower pressure venous system. I think that the pressure this can generate in the testicle is largely responsible for the pain. My experience is that three rings essentially much reduces the testicle pain but doesn't do much for the scrotum pinching pain.

3. I know the ice helps. One night recently, I got carried away and banded up (with some lidocaine ointment) before catching my bus for home which trip takes an hour normally. Unfortunately there was an accident along the way that blocked up traffice and after about 1hr 45m I was subject to significant testicle pain and had to bail out of the stalled bus to buy a pair of scissors to get the bands off in a toilet. If I had stayed put it would have ended up being three hour or so and that might have been fatal to my toys. Wasn't sure that without the chilling effects of the ice I usually use, I might end up with an irreversible situation. It was about 2 hours overall and they are still there so I get to play another day.

4: In terms of the animals (lambs and calves) the skin and hair on thier scrotums is thicker than most human scrotums so the rings do clamp tighter and are more effective I think. In terms of their behavour after banding the lambs indicate some discomfort but not serious pain, seeming more puzzled at what had happened than anything else. Even less response with calves in the few I have seen banded.

5. Banding has got to be better than the old days where the animals balls were excised with a pocket knife, and sometimes by just pulling them clean out out through the cut in the bottom of the scrotum which some practitioners claimed resulted in less bleeding. I still shudder when I think of that. The lambs would often bleat out in their pain which would have been the equivalent of a loud scream in a human being. Probably has some bearing on why I indulge in my current play activities.

6 I am interested in the testicle crushing claims that I think I read above to mean that with increaing pressure over a certain level, the pain subsides a bit?? In my attempts with hand manipulation in the area, it is definitely not painless and I expect that if it was progressed to a rupture of the testicle that the pain would be even more severe and only releived by removal of the resultant mess. I seem to recollect that damaged testicles often had to be removed for pain releif and hypersensitivity to touch. Again I stand to be corrected by the more experienced if anyone wants to respond.

Thanks for a good topic that allowed me to get up on my again Keep up the good work

Elastrators and Burdizzos are not for me. Crushing the testicle will put you into deep shock. Don't believe all the stories. Castrating yourself by crushing or banding will be painful and dangerous.

Since I had an old vasectomy, clamping the cords to cut off blood flow to the testicles was very easy and relatively painless and only took a minute or two. It was so easy that I was shocked that it worked so well! Now my balls are dead and shrunken.

I am concerned about the possible effect on my health from having dead balls, but so far there seems to be no noticeable detrimental effects.

Cutting your balls off is not recommended unless you have an assistant with medical training to help you through the tricky spots.

I'm not in favor of DIY castrations, despite being one myself!