OH NO! Egg rolls, anyone?

Bus Schedule:

6:00 - 10:00 -We serve only prisoners, coal miners, plus all other qualified participants from near and far.

noon - 4:00 -Public is invited to come on in and enjoy one of our fantastic world famous egg rolls and aphrodisiacs especially made from the very freshest of ingredients this very morning by our finest chefs

The Chinese Egg Roll Enterprises Incorporated.

Yoli The Satisfied Sooner Fan here. Back from Frostbite Field in Norman USA.

OMG! Talk about nipply weather. My high-beams are permanently on after tailgate parties outside the stadium and a few hours in it! Thankfully, I was dressed for the weather, but still,…EEEK!

To be fair, my nipples get all pointy whenever I log in here, so can’t blame it all on Oklahoma.

On the bright side, “we” neutered OSWho? 49-17 and made it look easy.

The Sooners come to ME next week for the Big 12 Championship Game here in our ugly-as-homemade-sin Alamo Dome. Although we beat Missouri in the regular season I think we’re gonna lose this one to them…Oh well, lotsa partying anyway…Onward to the RiverWalk!!!

Did I mention I’m in love with a couple of the OU players and a coach or two? Not only that, but some of the flag and pom-pom girls brought out my bisexual side to a great degree.

Dev, you devil you! That was a funny post.

Not to give the Chinese any ideas but we have used calf ballsies, diced, in stuffing and in tacos. Some of us, your Yolanda included, like them thinly sliced, breaded, and fried too.

No, not “just like chicken”.

Someone told me that, in the Good Old Days, mostly in China and Persia, men who’d been castrated would eat the testicles of newly castrated men and boys. They apparently though this would restore their “abilities”.

Act One, Scene One:

There are ten men lined up, awaiting their turn with The Official Castrator.

(“TOC” always keeps the first pair taken as souvenirs of a good day’s work.)

First Guy: “OK, after I’m cut I’ll eat the next guy’s balls when they are cut off.

Second Guy: “Right, then I’ll eat Number Three’s balls after he’s cut.”

And so on until the tenth guys says “Fine, then I’ll eat…Uh Oh!”

The curtain falls and so do the balls.

Well, so it won’t play on Broadway, but it would be a big hit in Azyntion City! (See: Stories)

And now, it’s time for some serious exercise. Gotta atone for the excesses of T’giving and the pre/post game overeating/drinking.

Back later with the latest news from the annals of the KKK(Kinky Kastration Koven.) regarding a new member.

As ever, your loving Yoli

All I want for Christmas is your…OO… and maybe that cute little baggie they come in.

I personally like this idea, I would line up and board the bus to get my ballsies and peepee cut off for my crimes Not a fan of the window idea though.

If a castration bus was build I bet it could be configured so that a good amount of guys could all loose they balls and penis's at one time:dong:. Hop on, strip down, take a seat and put your stuff through the hole in the seat ( of course depending on your crime you may only need to put your balls in) and on the count of three 15 men receive quick and efficient justice. Yes I like this idea, keeps the prison population down. Someone should write a story about this happening to guys

Update (many months late.)

We DID beat Mizzou! (But we've lost three games here in the '09 season...by a total of FIVE FREAKIN' POINTS!

Ennyweigh, putting balls through the hole doesn't conjure up the image I have entertained once or twice. I'd prefer that the miscreant be made to slightly squat and straddle a device with his balls dangling through a hole at the top where they will be snipped off by an internal blade and fall into a chute. Then, they'd slide out in front to be seen by him and the witnesses. IF his peepee was forfeit, it could be on a flat cutting surface in front as he dangles the aforementioned balls. It could be chopped off, or only "beheaded" after the balls go bye-bye. Doing both at the same time would dilute the visual experience for the witnesses.

Oh dear! I think I'm going too far with this.

MORE KAWFEE!

Yoli

Update (many months late.)

FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:15 am I'd prefer that the miscreant be made to slightly squat and straddle a device with his balls dangling through a hole at the top where they will be snipped off by an internal blade and fall into a chute. Then, they'd slide out in front to be seen by him and the witnesses. IF his peepee was forfeit, it could be on a flat cutting surface in front as he dangles the aforementioned balls. It could be chopped off, or only "beheaded" after the balls go bye-bye. Doing both at the same time would dilute the visual experience for the witnesses.

Oh dear! I think I'm going too far with this.

MORE KAWFEE!

You're certainly not going too far - sounds great, especially the squatting and straddling, but for most cases the procedure should focus on the balls and the peepee should stay in its place... except there were very special reasons for chopping or beheading...

Your reference to "Lovers Lane" makes me most uneasy. I live on Lovers Lane.

FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:33 am We all know that the commie Chinese execute hundred of people each year for serious crimes...jaywalking, double-parking, etc...and harvest their body parts to sell for transplants 'n other fun stuff. Now they've come up with a new and more efficient method of "doing business". Let's say that the cops visit Lovers Lane some evening and discover some guy with an underage girl (or boy), having sex.

wallenstein (imported) wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:56 am You're certainly not going too far - sounds great, especially the squatting and straddling, but for most cases the procedure should focus on the balls and the peepee should stay in its place... except there were very special reasons for chopping or beheading...

I agree, not going too far at all! I do like the idea of squatting and straddling much better than just sitting down. I also agree focus on the balls for most crimes, but chopping off the peepee can be used for select crimes and being beheaded could be the punishment for lesser crimes.

FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:33 am Free shrimp and pork egg rolls for life! Well, that's ONE fantasy!

As an added attraction they could build the bus with huge side windows, like some custom private rigs, and folks could watch the action.

Well, just thought I'd mention it.

Maybe not just huge windows, but video cameras in all sections of the bus, documenting the whole procedure, the so called squatting session. Clients and other interested parties are offered to purchase a video at a reasonable price, and some of the material is used for tv-documentation etc.