Happiness

[Paolo]

Excellent quote, Ramses.



I shall remember that one!

[sal-limpone (imported)]

I will Not try to define what happiness is, But finding out that I now have a chance at being able to have my penis fixed by surgery, is one hell of a good start!!!

hell I might even change my Name to sal-Stiffone.

sal-limpone

[Kangan (imported)]

hmmm,

...and all of this time I thought that

[happiness] was a wet pussy...



From my experience, when the cat slipped and fell into our hot tub, she was definitely NOT a happy wet pussy!

On the other hand, sex with my wife is much more fun when her pussy is underwater in that same hot tub.

Too many bad puns... sorry....

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

At my decripid, advanced age, Happiness is recalling old things and learning new ones.

Old - Only God could create the tender beauty of a flower.

New - Only a Minneosttan could create a designated decoy (useful in avoiding the the local constabulary on the way home from the bar when you might have injested a few too many of Milwaukee's finest)

[kristoff]

Names have different meanings in different places. In California, a designated decoy might be the inflatable love doll you put in the passenger seat so you can drive in the carpool lane during rush hour.

And being a sexy senior citizen can yield happiness when you could use a senior discount at the movies or McDonald's!

Mac will just have to send you the email I sent him about decoys.....

[sag111 (imported)]

For me it has been the first day I became a eunuch and found out how life realey should be

[twaddler (imported)]

"What would make you happy?"

A never-ending chili-dog. My favorite 'Tree. A Russian Blue kitten and a Devon Rex kitten to terrorize me. And some slight cosmetic surgical upgrades.

[wolverine1 (imported)]

It may sound corny, but finding someone to share this existence with who will love me for what & who I am, not what or who they want me to suddenly change into.

Too many people I know 'fall in love' and think they can change what they see as faults in their partners instead of accepting them heart and soul from the start...

I can but live in hope he's out there... That's true happiness (for me)

[ramses (imported)]

It may sound corny, but finding someone to share this existence with who will love me for what & who I am, not what or who they want me to suddenly change into.

Too many people I know 'fall in love' and think they can change what they see as faults in their partners instead of accepting them heart and soul from the start...

I can but live in hope he's out there... That's true happiness (for me)

That reminds me of a quotable quote for which I know not the origin.

"Men marry women hoping that they will never change, but they always do.

Women marry men hoping they WILL change, and they never do!"

[Beau Geste (imported)]

I think the old observation goes something like this:

Men marry to get hot meals, convenient sex, and maid service.

Women marry to get romantic love, stable child-rearing, and financial security.

As to happiness, for me it's being able to do something interesting and fulfilling, with somebody I like very much. The experience has many facets.