Okay already! I promise youI won't do it. It still will make a great conversation piece, just like an giant dildo.

As for the Darwin award; I believe they are given for " taking yourself out of the gene pool in a creative way..." That usually involves death, but not always. There is also an "honorable mention" catagory. I think every voluntary eunuch deserves the award for exiting the gene pool. I may just get mine yet.

micropenis (imported) wrote: Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:51 am Okay already! I promise youI won't do it. It still will make a great conversation piece, just like an giant dildo.

As for the Darwin award; I believe they are given for " taking yourself out of the gene pool in a creative way..." That usually involves death, but not always. There is also an "honorable mention" catagory. I think every voluntary eunuch deserves the award for exiting the gene pool. I may just get mine yet.

Point of clarification: The theory of relativity is creative, trickle down economics is creative... even 'Harold and Kumar' could be considered creative. Dying, while twisting and pulling out your own rectum is, um... something... else. If you are so intent on exiting the gene pool, just tell every woman you meet the story you told here. It would be insanely creative and just as effective as a drawknife-nullification.

And yes, it is a conversation piece... if you regularly converse with Charles Manson or John Wayne Gacy.

DocT

DocT (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:45 pm Point of clarification: The theory of relativity is creative, trickle down economics is creative... even 'Harold and Kumar' could be considered creative. Dying, while twisting and pulling out your own rectum is, um... something... else. If you are so intent on exiting the gene pool, just tell every woman you meet the story you told here. It would be insanely creative and just as effective as a drawknife-nullification.

And yes, it is a conversation piece... if you regularly converse with Charles Manson or John Wayne Gacy.

DocT

Isn't John Wayne Gacy dead?

...I know that John Wayne is...

...ya had better SMILE when ya say that, Pilgrim...