Re: Top 10 Reasons Why God Created Eve
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:21 pm
OK, what really happened was this:
In the beginning God got bored. So He created the Universe. BANG! It was such a bang that it's still expanding after this time. God said, "Oh, pardon me!" One may argue that He actually farted or something. This before the famous line of saying, "Let US create man in OUR own image."
So, over several days, which for God consisted of millions and millions of years to get it right (to reconcile the carbon dating thing with the whackos who think the earth is only a few thousand K old), God did bring forth the heavens, the sea, the land, la la la...then he filled them with life, and finally came to plants.
And God saw the cannabis species and found it good. Then He smoked it and found it better. Where do you think animals like giraffes and platypus came from? Not to mention penguins and kiwis...
Then, after a day-long bender, God uttered that famous line and here we are...
In the beginning God got bored. So He created the Universe. BANG! It was such a bang that it's still expanding after this time. God said, "Oh, pardon me!" One may argue that He actually farted or something. This before the famous line of saying, "Let US create man in OUR own image."
So, over several days, which for God consisted of millions and millions of years to get it right (to reconcile the carbon dating thing with the whackos who think the earth is only a few thousand K old), God did bring forth the heavens, the sea, the land, la la la...then he filled them with life, and finally came to plants.
And God saw the cannabis species and found it good. Then He smoked it and found it better. Where do you think animals like giraffes and platypus came from? Not to mention penguins and kiwis...
Then, after a day-long bender, God uttered that famous line and here we are...