If I an income, I'd buy Sister Kristoff his very own Canasdian Seal Penis

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:09 pm If I an income, I'd buy Sister Kristoff his very own Canasdian Seal Penis

Pickled in Canadian Whisky

Very funny.

She truly was, then, the "Queen of mean". You, too.

That hurt Elmo's feelings! Now he's crying and his little nose is running...

Yes, you have all given Salami ENOUGH Baloney.

jemagirl (imported) wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:23 am This story is a bit of a mouth full really! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... pr=goog-sl)

Ok, that was just beyond the pale. <shudder>

mrt (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:20 am Ok, that was just beyond the pale. <shudder>

I turned rather pale myself when I saw it

jemagirl (imported) wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:23 am This story is a bit of a mouth full really! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... pr=goog-sl)

omg, i had to download that vid. *whimpers*

I suppose that this is as good as any place to post this announcement, so here it is. Salami has generously given ownership of half of his penis to me, and suggested that I use it as my avatar. Gee...I never had a penis before. Thank you Salami. I will give it a try if only I can think of what to do with it.

Now that I think about all of this...could you please not plastinate my half of Elmo? Do I get one of the balls too?

OK, Salami, my little lunch loaf, I have altered the avatar to reflect your wish for the left half of Elmo. Before you plastinate, you must allow me to read your genitals. I wonder how long your life line is.

That was affection. OK, what should I call Elmo...Monster Meat, Mega Loaf, Love Mushroom, Sweetie pie, Master?