twaddler (imported) wrote: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:24 pm I would really love to be able to craft my pubic hair into some kind of handlebar mustache. It would give my penis a most dignified look, I do believe. Maybe get a couple eyes tattooed above my penis?

Or just carry wallet-sized photos of your genitalia and hand them out if such a situation like that occurs. Or maybe just hand them out randomly, eh?

My pubic hair grows quite long so a handlebar effect would be possible for me. Try some mustache wax and selectively trim the rest.

I used to carry nude photos of myelf and my wife in my wallet, but what with all the airport security rules, I have decided not to do that any more. We do have full frontal nude photos of my wife and myself hanging up on our living room wall in plain sight of any visitors. We are nudists and proud of it.

mrt (imported) wrote: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:41 pm There are very few things the body will tolerate. Silicone, Glass, Stainless steel (I think?) and maybe a few others.

Tolerance of these, or any materials, is quite variable. Some people have problems with some materials and some have problems with others. And the alloying substances make a big difference (such as most stainless steel is not well tolerated). And some people' bodies can not tolerate any foreign substances. --FLO--

mrt (imported) wrote: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:41 pm There are very few things the body will tolerate. Silicone, Glass, Stainless steel (I think?) and maybe a few others.

In the movie, "My Dog Spot"' the bad guy ended up with 2 steel balls after Spot bit his off. When he walked down the corridor at the jail, he clanked. I think I'd go with something less noisy.

Kangan (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:51 am My pubic hair grows quite long so a handlebar effect would be possible for me. Try some mustache wax and selectively trim the rest.

Mustache wax? hmmm.. I hadn't thought of that. Now I'm thinking maybe some kind of mohawk would be more appropriate? Pigtails? My pubic hair really doesn't grow very long so it's not possible for me, but that'd be so damn wicked.

twaddler (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:05 pm Mustache wax? hmmm.. I hadn't thought of that. Now I'm thinking maybe some kind of mohawk would be more appropriate? Pigtails? My pubic hair really doesn't grow very long so it's not possible for me, but that'd be so damn wicked.

Shave it into a tightly trimmed triangle and dye it pink....

Triangle? Hmm.. Maybe I could stencil out some kind of Alfred Hitchcock profile silhouette.

No pubic mustache for me right now. The wife shaved my pubes bald this morning. Whee!

So much for the prep - now I need the surgery....