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Re: elastrator
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:36 pm
by kristoff
At this point, all I will say is, if one is intent upon pursuing such an approach, you MAY be successful. You may live. You may die..... I would be very certain to have alternatives arranged - i.e., a friend who can assist, call for help, etc. Do NOT do this alone, assuming one is intent and compelled to do things this way. I would also recommend something stronger than benzocaine, notably after the fact. At least some hydrocodone or such.... And do remember how to dial 911 if needed.
Relative to the seeming wider acceptance of castration, don't even begin to think things are getting that easy. Hell, tell that to someone in the queer community in many / most areas. There are pockets of acceptance, but that is much more rare than common. It is getting better, but not nearly as fast as it ought. Same with castration. There is slow, painstaking progress, but not nearly enough....
Re: elastrator
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:32 pm
by numnuts (imported)
And don't forget to be on the News! That's very helpful to enlightening the public, and the more aware the general public becomes of castration, the better chance there is of it becomeing popular.
Thank You for your efforts!
P.S. And remember to poop before you go the the Emergency Room. There's nothing worse than having to poop when you're in an ambulance or Emergency Room. Just FYI is all.
Re: elastrator
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:30 am
by dometoo (imported)
If you really can't be talked out of it, at least take a month or two and use a ball stretcher to make the scrotum as long as possible.
Then band as close to the testicles as possible.
That will leave the Doctors at the ER more to work with when you're brought in...
Re: elastrator
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:22 pm
by Kangan (imported)
dometoo (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:30 am
If you really can't be talked out of it, at least take a month or two and use a ball stretcher to make the scrotum as long as possible.
Then band as close to the testicles as possible.
That will leave the Doctors at the ER more to work with when you're brought in...
Good advice.
Re: elastrator
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:13 pm
by A-1 (imported)
...then there is the problem of 'rotten nuts' for a month or so.
Imagine going to the grocery store after the pain is gone and stinking up the place.
Or, going to work and again, stinking up the place...
Better get real here.
If you don't listen to reason she will come and slap you!

Re: elastrator
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:32 am
by Kangan (imported)
A-1 (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:13 pm
...then there is the problem of 'rotten nuts' for a month or so.
Imagine going to the grocery store after the pain is gone and stinking up the place.
Or, going to work and again, stinking up the place...
Better get real here.
If you don't listen to reason she will come and slap you!
Waiting for them to fall off is for the barnyard - not modern society.
Re: elastrator
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:57 pm
by kristoff
Kangan (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:32 am
Waiting for them to fall off is for the barnyard - not modern society.
Elastrators are for the barnyard too, not modern society.
Re: elastrator
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:30 pm
by numnuts (imported)
Why can't they make effective elastrators, or even burdizzos for that matter, for humans?
Is it the human physiology that makes these items ineffective? Or is it just that the inventors of these items didn't design them for humans?
Is it conceivable that these or other items could be perfected or created to do the same job on human males?
And has it not happened yet simply because there are no mechanical engineers with the desire to create or perfect such an item?
Re: elastrator
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:49 pm
by Uncle Flo (imported)
My guess is that the market for human castration devices is pretty small, even if not for the legal problems. --FLO--
Re: elastrator
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:44 pm
by numnuts (imported)
Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:49 pm
My guess is that the market for human castration devices is pretty small, even if not for the legal problems. --FLO--
I don't think the legal consideration would matter. It could be sold as a novelty. That kind of consideration is bypassed all the time. Even sex toys are sold as 'Novelties', not to be used on humans or something similar.
And they could also be touted as more effectively redesigned items for animals. (You ANIMAL YOU! He says in such an uncharacteristically gay voice) LIZA~! You look LOVELY! (Now that I'm drunk)
And btw, when is Eunuch.Org going to open an online store to sell T-Shirts, Coffee Mugs, guillotines, elastrators, burdizzos, etc. As novelties of course, with the Eunuch.Org Logo attached.
And what is the Eunuch.Org Logo anyway?