Re: What a stoke of luck
Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:21 pm
Well, I thought I'd at least adopt MactheWolf. I'll take care of him the first thirty years, then he can take care of me after that. He's just a kid, after all.
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Re: What a stoke of luck
Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 10:19 pm
Thank you Uncle Slammr
Re: What a stoke of luck
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:58 am
Slammr (imported) wrote: Wed May 09, 2007 12:07 pm I've just received great news by email. Some guy I never heard of in the UK has died and decided to leave me his entire fortune of $8,100,000. All I have to do is provide them with my address, phone number, social security number, and bank account information, and they'll deposit the money into my account. Tomorrow, when I go to work, I'm going to tell them, "Take this job and shove it." Hallelujah!
GEE!
Hows about a nice, sizeable contribution to a good conservative cause...
ME!
Re: What a stoke of luck
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 5:17 pm
Slammr,
For a LOT less than that, I'd call you Daddy ...
hehe
Have to warn you, I'm high maintenance, though.
All those sugar free low carb foods and the need to drive a 4WD truck and the constant attention to...
...never mind...
For a LOT less than that, I'd call you Daddy ...
hehe
Have to warn you, I'm high maintenance, though.
All those sugar free low carb foods and the need to drive a 4WD truck and the constant attention to...
...never mind...
Re: What a stoke of luck
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:41 pm
Its not just Slammr whos in luck. Heres an email that I received just a few minutes ago. I need to rush to send them all of the necessary information so that I, too, can come into wealth
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Begin forwarded message:
From: "Cavali & Cavali Inc." <cavali.inc@gmail.com>
Date: May 22, 2007 9:37:08 PM PDT
To: JAzevado@....
Subject: Will of Anna Smith.
Reply-To: cavali.inc@gmail.com
Attn:
On behalf of the late Anna Nicole Smith, I write to notify you that my late client made you a beneficiary to the bequest sum of two Hundred Thousand British Pounds in the codicil to his will and last testament.
Ms Smith died aged 39 on 8 February 2007 in a Florida hotel room of unknown causes. Until her death she was Model, occasional actress, star of her own reality TV show, Musician and Mother. She wanted to use this fund to start an NGO for the promotion of gay rights in Texas. Ms Smith a native of Vicki Lynn Hogan in Texas married Texas oil tycoon J Howard Marshall.
This bequest is to support your activities, humanitarian services and help to the less privileged. In accordance with our inheritance laws you are required to apply for claims through this law firm to Finance House United Kingdom, where this fund was deposited. We are perfecting arrangements to complete the transfer of this inheritance to you. You are required to forward the following details of yours; Full names, Address, Occupation, Age, Phone and Fax numbers for verification and re-confirmation.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter immediately.
Yours truly,
Frank Smith
Snr.Advocate
Begin forwarded message:
From: "Cavali & Cavali Inc." <cavali.inc@gmail.com>
Date: May 22, 2007 9:37:08 PM PDT
To: JAzevado@....
Subject: Will of Anna Smith.
Reply-To: cavali.inc@gmail.com
Attn:
On behalf of the late Anna Nicole Smith, I write to notify you that my late client made you a beneficiary to the bequest sum of two Hundred Thousand British Pounds in the codicil to his will and last testament.
Ms Smith died aged 39 on 8 February 2007 in a Florida hotel room of unknown causes. Until her death she was Model, occasional actress, star of her own reality TV show, Musician and Mother. She wanted to use this fund to start an NGO for the promotion of gay rights in Texas. Ms Smith a native of Vicki Lynn Hogan in Texas married Texas oil tycoon J Howard Marshall.
This bequest is to support your activities, humanitarian services and help to the less privileged. In accordance with our inheritance laws you are required to apply for claims through this law firm to Finance House United Kingdom, where this fund was deposited. We are perfecting arrangements to complete the transfer of this inheritance to you. You are required to forward the following details of yours; Full names, Address, Occupation, Age, Phone and Fax numbers for verification and re-confirmation.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter immediately.
Yours truly,
Frank Smith
Snr.Advocate
Re: What a stoke of luck
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:58 pm
AH HA!
So, Jesus, YOU are the father... :p
So, Jesus, YOU are the father... :p