Rush Limbaugh Discovers Eunuchs

[Losethem (imported)]

I'd prefer not to let this attention whore (Rush) get more mileage out of it.

[bobov (imported)]

Well, A-1, if that don't beat the shit out of me!

A very old joke -

An old Jewish man was in court, charged with peddling without a license. Before his case came up, a prostitute was tried. She pleaded with the judge, in tears. She explained that she was a good girl at heart, and only walked the streets to earn enough to support her three little children. She seemed so sincere and heartbroken, the judge took pity on her, and gave her a suspended sentence.

When the old peddler took the stand, he gave the judge a sly look, parted his beard, and with a girlish lilt to his voice, said "Your Honor, I, too, am a whore!"

Well, in the 1960s Borscht Belt, this had them rolling in the aisles. My point being, if whoring works for Rush, it might work for us.

[jemagirl (imported)]

Well,

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IT is a bit like claiming that somebody is addicted to shitting. -

- NOw, if you get a colostomy, (read, nullification) then you no longer have to worry about shitting. Shit happens.

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Does that make Rush the media's colostomy bag or the contents?;)

Jema

[kristoff]

Does that make Rush the media's colostomy bag or the contents?;)

Jema

The answer is "Yes."

[A-1 (imported)]

Does that make Rush the media's colostomy bag or the contents?;)

Jema

The answer is "Yes."

I see that I have stirred up the shit into a shitstorm of controversy.

Suffice it to say that "diarrhea" should be his name because we can always look for a "RUSH TO SHIT..."

...not to mention sexual constipation...

[bobov (imported)]

So we're all big Limbaugh fans here, I thought, with a shit-eating grin.

[chastized (imported)]

There is funny shit going on in this forum

I heard when rush was talking about his new find, real eunuchs. I was thinking at that moment it would to funny if one of you real eunuchs gave him a call. Then I thought, most of you if not all of you here think that he is an asshole and smells like shit. So no chance of that happening.

Even though I'm sure that he would put you on his show, if you called on a Friday.

[jemagirl (imported)]

There is funny shit going on in this forum

I heard when rush was talking about his new find, real eunuchs. I was thinking at that moment it would to funny if one of you real eunuchs gave him a call. Then I thought, most of you if not all of you here think that he is an asshole and smells like shit. So no chance of that happening.

Even though I'm sure that he would put you on his show, if you called on a Friday.

Chastised,

may I ask how you feel about "real eunuchs"? I'm not entirely sure you approve judging from the tone of your post, but I don't want to prejudge you.

As far as my feelings about Rush go, you know I do not think highly of him, but I've never said he smells like shit. Seriously, I can express my disapproval of him with out speculating on his actual smell.

[chastized (imported)]

may I ask how you feel about "real eunuchs"

Intruiged, sometimes I feel sorry 'them'. Especially the 'ones' that have had cancer. But besides that, they are just people like you and me. Offended? not in the least bit. Would I like to get to know the people here better, I'm not afraid.

I know that you don't like him, and I don't have a problem with that at all. As a matter of fact, I don't have a problem with you. I don't think that I tried to even imply that you said he smelt like he had flies around him But hay, I've never met the man so ya never know, he might smell funny too.:-\

On the other thread I was... well that is for the other thread. I will say I just pointed out what I saw. Personal attack?, not even close. I could go back through the posts to show you personal attacks but I'm not going to. They are in the past, so I'll let them stay there.

[A-1 (imported)]

...When I first saw this thread "Rush Limbaugh discovers Eunuchs" I thought that for a moment the he had either acquired or stole a parascope like the one that Unkle Flo has in his avatar and engaged in some...ahem!...self-discovery...