I wonder if a good experiment would be to soak a Q-Tip in alchohol and then ram it in and out of the urethra for a minute?

I don't know, I just wonder.

No Problem Sac. Its all good. Im new, i just didnt want to ruffle feathers of anyone, and the post was all in fun.

Dave

dicklesWB (imported) wrote: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:17 pm No Problem Sac. Its all good. Im new, i just didnt want to ruffle feathers of anyone, and the post was all in fun.

It was a great post. Everyone likes to see posts, especially if the contain unique or unusual ideas. The ideas you gave are not what I am looking for with the story I am writing, but I am still glad that you posted them.

I seriously think that you have absolutely nothing to worry about posting here. Everyone is friendly on these forums.

Absolutely. I agree and as someone who has been here just a little while, please ignore any feather ruffling. This thread is fantasy and I'd like not to upset you but say "Hiya and welcome indeed", OK.

Regarding the question in hand, how about a magical moisturising cream or j/o creme which when well absorbed would simply shrink the member by 99%, always to remain limp like that. That would be a fictional Good morning suprise

When I was younger I used to spray Right Guard on my privates becasue it burned like hell....made me feel as if my cock and balls were on fire. Either I got used to it or they changed the formula but the idea of a chemical eating away the meat is hot....perhaps does it slowly as the guy is tied up

T

speedostevenick (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:02 pm he idea of a chemical eating away the meat is hot....perhaps does it slowly as the guy is tied up

Have you read Chemistry Nightmare? It's a story that I wrote about that. It's not as slow as it could be. I think I got a bit excited at the end and rushed it a little, but you might enjoy it.

You should probably read it sooner than later, because there's a new story editor and none of my stories meet the new minimum standards, so they might not be around for very long.

speedostevenick (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:02 pm When I was younger I used to spray Right Guard on my privates becasue it burned like hell....made me feel as if my cock and balls were on fire. Either I got used to it or they changed the formula but the idea of a chemical eating away the meat is hot....perhaps does it slowly as the guy is tied up

Try BenGay lotion sometime! Ow! Ow!

Greetings; I am interested in finding ways to "Shrink, make Impotent, keep it Flaccid, but maintain sexual interests? Unable to have sexual intercourse, or keep an erection. I like the idea of being sexually impotent, but sexually excited without an erection...and only able to perform cunnilingus on my wife. Any ideas would be helpful, thank you, Mike.

Okay, so- maybe this hot plumber and his partner stop to make a housecall- a lonely housewife maybe. The plumber is pretty horny, so he bosses his partner into keeping a lookout, while the hot plumber and the housewife and have a quick fling. He tells her that there’s lube and condoms in his toolbox. She grabs a condom, and a nondescript squeeze bottle, applies a good amount of it to the condom, and he slips it onto his prodigious member.

Just then the husband returns, so the plumber zips up real fast, still wearing the condom. The wife decides to run out on errands, leaving just the two plumbers and the husband. The husband then decides to watch the plumbers, and oversee the repairs. The repairs are complicated and the minutes turn into hours. All the while the plumber feels a growing discomfort that he attributes to the condom drying out on his dick. It really begins to bug him, and he continually “adjusts” himself. The husband could even comment on the plumber’s nice bulge.

When they’re finally finished the two plumbers hop into their truck. The hot plumber quickly whips his dick out, hoping to relieve his discomfort- only to find his dick shrunken and withered- badly melted by the chemicals the housewife accidentally used instead of lube. The condom acted as a seal- keeping the chemicals from dripping onto his huge hairy balls. His partner thinks that’s hilarious, since with a messed up dick, he won’t get much use out of his balls.

Maybe the partner even dares the hot plumber to finish the job?

That's pretty clever! The best part is that it is completely believable. I can easily picture that actually happening. The accidental grab of the wrong tube from the toolbox is the best part. That's just where a plumber would keeps his condoms and stuff.