numnuts (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:14 am It would be fatal to the penis if there were a pittbull on the otherside.

That's a really great idea! With a dog, it becomes funny and suspenseful. The prankster kid has to deal with both having his penis caught, and being able to hear or perhaps even see the dog on the other side. He gets to anticipate what's coming.

numnuts (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:14 am Being drunk is enough for anyone to trim themself. A person DIES every 30 seconds in The United States alone, just from driving drunk. Machines and drinking do not mix. It's a proven fact, and not hard to believe at all. That's why accidents don't happen on purpose.

Accidents happen because a person is being careless and being drunk makes that much much easier. There are all sorts of ways to cause a car crash through carelessness, but could something be careless enough to stick a hedge trimmer between his legs? That seems more deliberate than careless.

On the other hand, I suppose if he had a really big, floppy dick he might accidentally nick off the tip of it while trying to trim something else. I suppose he might also set it against his thigh to rest, not realizing that putting it there places the blade against his penis.

numnuts (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:14 am It could be any kind of metal fence. He could get a testicle caught in a chain link fence. Heck, he could get his testicle caught in a wooden picket fence if he wasn't high enough off the ground while trying to clear it in the nude.

So he gets his penis or balls caught in a link of a chainlink fense. I can certainly picture that! In fact, I think it might even be easier to get your penis caught like that, because an erection might accidentally go through a link instead of over the fence when you are jumping it, and nothing good can happen from that. I'm less certain of how your balls could be caught, even if they were really low hanging.

However, I'm wondering how much damage that would do to a penis. You go over the fence, your erection goes through the fence, you topple over the far side of the fance, hanging by your erection which has twisted around and over the top of the fance so that you can dangle by it.

Personally, I think my erection might be able to handle that without being totally ruined. Of course it would hurt, but if your erection is flexible enough that it can bend a little without breaking, then you might get out of it with only bruises, or maybe a minor penis fracture. A little surgery and you've got your penis back, just like in my story "Chemistry Nightmare".

I suppose a really stiff erection would snap completely just from smacking into the side of a fense when you were trying to jump over it, but that somehow seems too easy.

Okay, ow. After a little research, I've found exactly the sort of fence that could do some serious damage. It's not the sort of chainlink fence that I am used to, but it is certainly a believable design for one. I just found a picture of the top of the fence on the web. All along the top it has wires twisted together and sticking up like spikes. I'm more used to seeing the sort that has loops at the top.

http://www.gnuyen.org/gallery/main.php? ... alNumber=2

I have no idea why someone took a picture of that, but I'm glad that they did. I am definitely going to write a story about that. It's about a young guy who wants the girl who lives next door, but her parents come home just as he is having his fun with her and he is forced to make a quick escape.

ChemistryKid (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:59 pm I'm glad you liked the story! Is that about what you pictured when you suggested it? What about the story did you like most?

I didn't have anything particular in mind really, but I like your take on the concept. I especially enjoy any story where a guy wakes up, only to face the terror of realizing he's lost his cock.

stewie69 (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:09 pm I didn't have anything particular in mind really, but I like your take on the concept. I especially enjoy any story where a guy wakes up, only to face the terror of realizing he's lost his cock.

I did it that way because it's realistic, I think. After all, when a guy loses his cock, he's definitely going to need to go to the hospital to get patched up. Often a dick can be repaired or reattached, and a guy who's lost his cock is probably very woozy and disoriented. The only time when the full reality would sink in would be waking up in a hospital bed with the doctors telling him that they couldn't save his dick.

But you are right, that moment of horrific realization is the best!

ChemistryKid (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:23 pm Okay, ow. After a little research, I've found exactly the sort of fence that could do some serious damage. It's not the sort of chainlink fence that I am used to, but it is certainly a believable design for one. I just found a picture of the top of the fence on the web. All along the top it has wires twisted together and sticking up like spikes. I'm more used to seeing the sort that has loops at the top.

http://www.gnuyen.org/gallery/main.php? ... alNumber=2

I have no idea why someone took a picture of that, but I'm glad that they did. I am definitely going to write a story about that. It's about a young guy who wants the girl who lives next door, but her parents come home just as he is having his fun with her and he is forced to make a quick escape.

The photograph is just one of the top of a standard chain link fence. Sometimes folks use the type shown. More often they use the kind with a turned top because it is safer, especially where there are kids. The "spiky" kind are more often seen on higher fences (6-8+ft high), and in commercial / industrial applications. Rare to see them residentially anymore

Another idea you might explore is someone having an affair with a novice nun at the convent, and a crazy mother superior comes after him (i.e., father nelson) with hedge shear.... Just a crazy thought...

Took a look at some of your writing. You do it pretty well. Keep it up, please. We can always use good, imaginative, and well written authors here. You have some good company, and I'm sure they'll make room for another.

kristoff wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:43 pm Another idea you might explore is someone having an affair with a novice nun at the convent, and a crazy mother superior comes after him (i.e., father nelson) with hedge shear.... Just a crazy thought...

That's a great idea! If only I knew something about convents...I'd have them play a game of cat and mouse around the convent, where the mouse is naked and running for the life of his dick!

It's exciting because you start to think that she might not catch him. You begin to wonder how she will ever get him to hold still long enough to give him the snip!

kristoff wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:43 pm Took a look at some of your writing. You do it pretty well. Keep it up, please. We can always use good, imaginative, and well written authors here. You have some good company, and I'm sure they'll make room for another.

I'm glad to hear it! I hope people appreciate my stories. It seems like we need more stories about invulontary emasculation, because it seems like when I choose stories at random I find a guy who already wants it most of the time.

What parts of which stories did you especially like?

Even more interesting, who is this good company that you mention? The archive is huge, it has tons of stories and sometimes I wonder which are the very best.

Okay, it is now official. I have written and submitted the "jumping over a chainlink fence" idea. Sadly, I could not justify a penectomy from getting caught on a sharp fence. It sounds like he'd injure his penis, but I seriously doubt that he would lose it.

For the sake of believability, it is my first story where our hero gets to keep his penis. Don't worry, I doubt it will be repeated. He'd have lost it if I could have found a way for it to happen.

On the other hand, his balls are in serious trouble.

I expect to see it in the archive whenever it gets approved.

it sounds like its up to the reader those who want to thionk that he would lose his penis will belive that when reading this like the idea my self

Hey Chem!! Let me say A) Awesome stories and B) keep em coming!

If you are still looking for ideas, I think a jealous 'girl next door' should 'accidentally' let her dog outside while Mr. Hungstud is out nude-sunning. Nothing like having a sun-warmed doze interrupted by the feel of teeth against your giblets!