Oh... My... Dear... Gawd...

[JesusA (imported)]

Just check the teeth and claws on your nearest gerbil, and you'll immediately understand why "gerbilling" must remain fantasy/folklore, rather than reality. It does make for a good story, however....

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Call me naive, but is there really such a thing as "gerbilling?" How do you get a rodent of any species to crawl willingly up someone's bunghole?

Norman O. Johnson

Well, if you get the rectum dilated enough to slip a cardboard tube into it and push the rodent through the tube pulling the tube out at the same time it could be done from a physical point of view.

However, the rodent would die pretty quickly from lack of oxygen and breathing poisonous methane gas from the human digestive process would insure a quick death.

However, Jesus is right. The squirming and biting would not make this a pleasant sensation, however there are no pain receptors in the gut once you are past the rectum.

So, it is possible to do the 'felching' but the story is undoubtedly a fantasy of a perverted, creative mind. You don't use the human gut like a 'cannon', the wall are too flexible. However, 'explosive' diarrhea is possible but because of muscle contractions and violent peristalsis, not ignited methane.

Also, for methane to burn there must be sufficient oxygen present. That might not be the case.

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