A lesbian girl from Khartoum

Took Bboy up to her room.

As they switched off the light

She said:"Let's get it right:

Who does what, and with which, and to whom?"

JeffEunuch, a man so unique,

Though some would think him a freak,

But if his life he recalls,

he'd lived without balls;

He'd had the money to have retired last week!



A-1

If you read this thanks for the counter fix.

Could you possibly put a Christmas hat on smokes?

He is feeling in a SANTA way. It would make a nice #22.

Bless you my good man!

A-1

All winter the eunuch in Munich

Went walking in naught but a tunic.

When folks said "You've a cough,

and you'll freeze your balls off."

He replied "That's why I'm a eunuch.'

*poof* ( or should I say puff. ... as in smoke)



There once was a Santa who smoked

On his cig he would take a big toke;

All his friends warned of cancer

But while fellating Prancer

The poor big old fellow he choked!

There once was a Santa downtown

who resembled a Manson-esque clown

boys came to the malls

they all had their balls

'Til THIS Santa pulled their pants down.

(Manson-esque, think Charles Manson in red with a beard.)

When Abelard near Notre Dame

Had taught his fair puypil the game,

Her Uncle---the wag---

Cut off Peter'sbag

And his lectures were never the same.

The limmericks they flow fast and free

From folks with more talent than me

A eunuch I'm not

I was just in the right spot

To provide you this website for free!

There once was a man of Cape Nod

Who attempted to bugger a cod.

When up came some scallops

And nibbled his bollops,

And now he's a eunuch, by God

There once was a woman from the Azores

Whose twat was all full of big sores

The dogs on the street

Would lap the green meat

That hung in festoons from her drawers.

There once was a monk from Keith

Who circumcised men with his teeth

Twas not for the treasure

Nor sexual pleasure

But to get at the cheese underneath.