urether fun

[Jenny (imported)]

i love the feeling of having something inserted into my piss hole ... i know there is such a thing as "sounding" ... but that seems much too medical for me ... what i mean is ... to have an object inserted inside my penis as far as it will go is like cumming in slow motion ... damn it is hot ...

any guys (or gals) here into this? would love to hear from you .. mmmmm... slipping into your dick ... fucking your cock ... is there anything any finer?

:tongueout :tongueout yes I enjoy the same as you, as a female i thought I was alown in this Jenny

[A-1 (imported)]

...just a word of caution. Be very careful with your sterile procedure. You urethra is much shorter and therefore it is much easier to get a hum-dinger of a bladder infection.

As a matter of habit you should always urinate as soon as you are finished.

O.K.?

A-1

[cripgreg56 (imported)]

Just another bit of advice. In 1986 at the University of Michigan Hospital in Ann Arbor I hade a tech insert a metal probe and he false channeled it through my prostate by mistake. Many prostate resections later both my bladder and prostate were removed so I could have a urostomy. All because of an accident and a year long infection and now I have been totally impotant since. Thank God I had two sons before all of this happened. BE CAREFUL!

[Blaise (imported)]

I lived one fall and most of one winter in Indiana. I know how boring the place can be. Anything to help you make it through the long cold nights.

[Leon (imported)]

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any guys (or gals) here into this? would love to hear from you .. mmmmm... slipping into your dick ... fucking your cock ... is there anything any finer?

"

I have to admit, there are few things finer then urethral play. I have a set of Hegar dilators and when I use them, I cannot describe the sensations I experience. The closest word it comes to in the English language is, Bliss!

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i know there is such a thing as "sounding" ... but that seems much too medical for me ... what i mean is ... to have an object inserted inside my penis as far as it will go is like cumming in slow motion ... damn it is hot ...

"

Check out the following website for urethral toys, outside of the commonly found medical dilators:

http://www.sincentral.co.uk

Yes, they are the makers of the urethral vibrator.

All the best,

Leon

[A-1 (imported)]

...as cripgreg56 says...

Unless you really know what you are doing never stick anything in your urethra that is smaller than your elbow...

A-1

[Jenny (imported)]

An Elbow Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Does that mean I can not use the christmas stuffing? like last year

[kb57z (imported)]

An Elbow Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Does that mean I can not use the christmas stuffing? like last year

Now, you should know perfectly well that after all that fuss about salmonella that everybody says that you should only stuff the neck and leave everywhere else empty. You can always use the fat from the roast to cook the sausagemeat balls separately...

[A-1 (imported)]

An Elbow Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Does that mean I can not use the christmas stuffing? like last year

Only use the stuffing on a "DEAD DUCK".

...most likely giving a whole new spin to the much-used and maligned phrase "fuck-a-duck"

Actually, he could of course be a live duck, because after you get done with him he will be a "DEAD DUCK" for sure...

...just don't send any of us the bill...

A-1

[Jenny (imported)]

I must thank my good friends KB57z and A-! For there advice on stuffing my dear fried John this Christmas, Now getting the stuffing down the ureather is no problem it’s getting the sprouts and chestnuts in that is posing the problem.

As for cooking the balls well I am sure they will be well done by standard methods after being hung stretched and squashed as seems the standard treatment for them after all we must be traditional