cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:35 am I ve never heard of any mass geldings in one place. .

Dang. So much for Lake Wobeballs where all the women are strong, the men are good looking eunuchs, the children are above average clones and orgasms are measured on the richter scale.

I always work outside with no shirt. I’m honestly not hyper muscular but my chest and abs have been complimented once or twice.

I’m just not sure about dangling my other parts around in a farm environment, if I were to ever help out on one. It’s kinda erotic and kinda worrisome. What if my dick got caught in something that cuts, bites or pulls? I’ve read too many stories on EA.

Fences are a big problem for men being naked around farms. Between barb wire and electric fences, wood slivers, rust, poor footing, and just old rusty sharp wire fencing, its an injury waiting to happen if you are naked and have your manly meat out and swinging free as you work.

Especially if you are working on a farm with cows/calves they would just grab your dangling dong and suck you to oblivion

But yeah... hard work and naked men are not friends, to much can happen with the soft skin. Always wear some protection gear.

ReginaldBopeltin (imported) wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:25 pm Especially if you are working on a farm with cows/calves they would just grab your dangling dong and suck you to oblivion

But yeah... hard work and naked men are not friends, to much can happen with the soft skin. Always wear some protection gear.

I'm seriously not into beastiality but I admit if I were working nude and alone, and notice a calf sucking milk from a cow's tit, I would definitely look at my own junk and think "why not?" I would seriously be in the calf's mouth before I had time to think about it too much which I believe is the case with a lot of these mishaps in the news. Dudes not thinking clearly before putting their pork into dumbass situations. Also tho, I almost search for the most risky things to do with it just to see what will happen. Again I'll probably end up as one of the news stories on here someday. It's my destiny lol.

cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:30 pm Fences are a big problem for men being naked around farms. Between barb wire and electric fences, wood slivers, rust, poor footing, and just old rusty sharp wire fencing, its an injury waiting to happen if you are naked and have your manly meat out and swinging free as you work.

I can imagine having my cock somehow impaled and stuck by a barbed fence. Then, it's the farmer's hot, big titted, tanned blonde daughter -- with an ass you only read about -- that discovers me and comes to my cock's aid. Hopefully he'll need mouth to mouth?

I ve had cactus, barbed wire, and mesquite thorns jab my dick and nut sack when working, and that was through jeans and in the crotch and ass left totally unprotected by chaps. It hurts and leaves blood spots on your boxers. But they pull out as soon as you wince and pull back from the jab. Cactus thorns sometimes come off in you and need to be picked out by hand. No mouth to mouth with cactus spines still in your dick. A long mesquite thorn could scewer a testicle. But nature made our balls so slippery inside our sacks that unless you hit a fence barb or mesquite thorn with speed and force, our smart balls slide out of the way inside our well lubed up nut sacks to avoid most punctures.

A good long suck off would sure help take the pain away. There are lots of working ranches near you inland that have lots of hard shirtless work to be done for low pay. You could limp back into town holding your dick and balls and see if women will give you some mouth to mouth first aid. Wearing boots, jeans, no shirt, and cowboy hats sure do help to get women friendly toward you, and shows off your big moray eel hanging down your jeans leg to good advantage too. Those palm spikes in the pine flats down there are like spears and swords on a man s body. You could lose a nut from those jabbing you.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:49 am Again I'll probably end up as one of the news stories on here someday. It's my destiny lol.

Will you be the next "Florida-man"? If yes, please be sure to do whatever you will do with a cell phone camera turned on XD